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Greg From Accounting
I found out what “the back” was. Can’t say I’m a fan. What month is it?
November 10, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I found out what “the back” was. Can’t say I’m a fan. What month is it?
Apparently it wasn’t in the back.
August 28, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Apparently it wasn’t in the back.
Asked the transdimentional entity that gave me its number about the stapler. They said they’ll check the back. Not sure what that means.
August 14, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Asked the transdimentional entity that gave me its number about the stapler. They said they’ll check the back. Not sure what that means.
Today I found some staples, which is cool. Still no stapler.
August 12, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Today I found some staples, which is cool. Still no stapler.
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Updated the language, should be significantly better now. I made so many mistakes aaaaaaaa
July 21, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Updated the language, should be significantly better now. I made so many mistakes aaaaaaaa
What month is it.
August 11, 2025 at 7:19 AM
What month is it.
I celebrated fourth of july by trying to escape the office. You’ll never guess how I will celebrate the fifth of July!
July 5, 2025 at 9:38 AM
I celebrated fourth of july by trying to escape the office. You’ll never guess how I will celebrate the fifth of July!
Upper management seems to be quieter than usual today. Usually its an excessive amount of thrashing tentacles behind a foggy door window, but its gone eerily silent. Sounds like less work for greg!
June 17, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Upper management seems to be quieter than usual today. Usually its an excessive amount of thrashing tentacles behind a foggy door window, but its gone eerily silent. Sounds like less work for greg!
Apparently its “not recommended” to eat the ceiling tiles. Why not? They are right there, so if Im feeling a bit peckish, I can just take one on the go! Like a really large potato chip!
June 15, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Apparently its “not recommended” to eat the ceiling tiles. Why not? They are right there, so if Im feeling a bit peckish, I can just take one on the go! Like a really large potato chip!
Well Ive recovered much faster than I thought I would! Back to office posting! I found a pencil sharpener so I can finally sharpen my pencils!
June 13, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Well Ive recovered much faster than I thought I would! Back to office posting! I found a pencil sharpener so I can finally sharpen my pencils!
Something happened. Gonna be gone for a bit.
June 7, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Something happened. Gonna be gone for a bit.
Whats a Rune thats Delta? And why is it happening tomorrow today?
June 5, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Whats a Rune thats Delta? And why is it happening tomorrow today?
Upper management says the office is due for a reshuffling. About time, too! This area was getting a little bland, and I miss having a stapler.
May 12, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Upper management says the office is due for a reshuffling. About time, too! This area was getting a little bland, and I miss having a stapler.
I’ve got my thumbs, but the otherworldly sounds are back! Can’t a guy catch a break?
May 9, 2025 at 11:42 AM
I’ve got my thumbs, but the otherworldly sounds are back! Can’t a guy catch a break?
Guess who has two thumbs and managed to open a door? This- hey wait- where’d my thumbs go?
May 2, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Guess who has two thumbs and managed to open a door? This- hey wait- where’d my thumbs go?
Imagine if you will… a ghost! Ooh! Ah! That was scary! Let’s not do that again.
April 26, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Imagine if you will… a ghost! Ooh! Ah! That was scary! Let’s not do that again.
I am going to find whoever invented doors and really give them a piece of my mind.
April 9, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I am going to find whoever invented doors and really give them a piece of my mind.
Office update: theres a cat poster that just says “hang in there”. Uplifting. Hang in there! Greg believes in you!
March 21, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Office update: theres a cat poster that just says “hang in there”. Uplifting. Hang in there! Greg believes in you!
Saw a frog today! Made my day. Person who named frogs was right. That really is a frog!
March 13, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Saw a frog today! Made my day. Person who named frogs was right. That really is a frog!
Good news! I’ve found a window! I know how to open those! Bad news, the window opens directly to a door. This has to be a prank from the higher ups.
March 8, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Good news! I’ve found a window! I know how to open those! Bad news, the window opens directly to a door. This has to be a prank from the higher ups.
Sorry about the disappearance, the power went out and me and the strange shadow creature that stays just outside my peripheral have decided to take turns sharing a crank that keeps a generator going.
March 6, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Sorry about the disappearance, the power went out and me and the strange shadow creature that stays just outside my peripheral have decided to take turns sharing a crank that keeps a generator going.
Office update: this new section of the office has more pencils. Another win for Greg.
February 17, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Office update: this new section of the office has more pencils. Another win for Greg.
There’s just more office. Im not sure what I expected.
February 16, 2025 at 2:23 PM
There’s just more office. Im not sure what I expected.
Spent the Valentines Day with a mysterious being beyond this plane of existence. They didn’t mind the spot on my shirt, as it was so far below their existence that it didn’t matter! Also I got their number! They can open doors too, so that’s a plus!
February 15, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Spent the Valentines Day with a mysterious being beyond this plane of existence. They didn’t mind the spot on my shirt, as it was so far below their existence that it didn’t matter! Also I got their number! They can open doors too, so that’s a plus!
Oh goodness me! My fountain pen leaked through into my collared shirt and ruined it! How will I spend Valentines now?
February 14, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Oh goodness me! My fountain pen leaked through into my collared shirt and ruined it! How will I spend Valentines now?