Greg Carlson
@gregcarlson.bsky.social
Oh of course, he wouldn't be an old crank if he wasn't also at least a mild sex creep.
December 4, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Oh of course, he wouldn't be an old crank if he wasn't also at least a mild sex creep.
How that man didn't die of embarrassment after he defamed and doxxed a teenager for donating 50 bucks to Etel, I will never understand
December 4, 2025 at 12:01 AM
How that man didn't die of embarrassment after he defamed and doxxed a teenager for donating 50 bucks to Etel, I will never understand
There is comfort in knowing one can always drop a shot of clear liquor into some soda. I feel like the canned cocktail game has improved enough that I'm willing to give hard root beer another swing.
December 3, 2025 at 11:00 PM
There is comfort in knowing one can always drop a shot of clear liquor into some soda. I feel like the canned cocktail game has improved enough that I'm willing to give hard root beer another swing.
Ah yeah, didn't clock that at first. Very bad, but I maintain my "maybe" for root beer colognes and boozes.
December 3, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Ah yeah, didn't clock that at first. Very bad, but I maintain my "maybe" for root beer colognes and boozes.
1) maybe?
2) definitely thought this was gonna be a Mug RTD at first, which, again, maybe?
2) definitely thought this was gonna be a Mug RTD at first, which, again, maybe?
December 3, 2025 at 10:47 PM
1) maybe?
2) definitely thought this was gonna be a Mug RTD at first, which, again, maybe?
2) definitely thought this was gonna be a Mug RTD at first, which, again, maybe?
This is a good point but also the second time I've seen the word "wishcasting" used in the last 8 tweets on my feed, what's going on here.
December 1, 2025 at 1:54 PM
This is a good point but also the second time I've seen the word "wishcasting" used in the last 8 tweets on my feed, what's going on here.
When I arrive in hell, Josh McDaniels calling draw plays in short yardage situations will be waiting for me.
November 23, 2025 at 8:10 PM
When I arrive in hell, Josh McDaniels calling draw plays in short yardage situations will be waiting for me.
Do they know there's a whole right side of the field??
November 23, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Do they know there's a whole right side of the field??
See that's more like it
November 23, 2025 at 6:55 PM
See that's more like it
Lofting everything bad, gotta figure it out.
November 23, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Lofting everything bad, gotta figure it out.
Sure, but all the "Jenny McCarthy is just desperate to stay relevant" kind of things don't hit so hard when they're setting national health policies.
November 20, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Sure, but all the "Jenny McCarthy is just desperate to stay relevant" kind of things don't hit so hard when they're setting national health policies.
Jeeeeeesus fuck.
November 20, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Jeeeeeesus fuck.
You ever just stop and think how only like ten years ago anti-vaxxers were some of the most widely shit on people in society?
November 20, 2025 at 4:35 PM
You ever just stop and think how only like ten years ago anti-vaxxers were some of the most widely shit on people in society?
Yeah I kinda hate this article for giving so much weight to the national vs local issues angle. It should probably have been noted that the city council doesn't even oversee the DPW.
November 18, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Yeah I kinda hate this article for giving so much weight to the national vs local issues angle. It should probably have been noted that the city council doesn't even oversee the DPW.
Well they aren't gonna cover anyway so go fins I guess
November 9, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Well they aren't gonna cover anyway so go fins I guess
Tbf he'd have hung like 70% on them if he ran on that.
November 9, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Tbf he'd have hung like 70% on them if he ran on that.
For financial reasons I would prefer the bottom of the AFC East start behaving accordingly.
November 9, 2025 at 7:05 PM
For financial reasons I would prefer the bottom of the AFC East start behaving accordingly.
Ah yeah, good point.
November 9, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Ah yeah, good point.
Seems early for that if you ask me
November 8, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Seems early for that if you ask me
I'm here right now, it's usually fine at this time but holy god it is mobbed today.
November 8, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I'm here right now, it's usually fine at this time but holy god it is mobbed today.
That makes sense, I just saw a level of buzz that made it seem like he was headed for more than 7%.
November 5, 2025 at 10:13 PM
That makes sense, I just saw a level of buzz that made it seem like he was headed for more than 7%.