I once accidentally flushed a comb down the toilet after I knocked it the sink at the same time I flushed the toilet.

Would be more appropriate for Cartoon Network.

I'd be dead too if you took my breath away like you just did.

I'm neither of this. I'm just a sicko.

I really made sure I did all my errands before the Oregon-Colorado game. I knew it was going to be a Colorado loss but I still feel like a fool.

Ah, so you know the craziness the sport brings.

Welcome to the sport. Hopefully you stick around.

Knees, back, hips, and shoulders.

Fine, I'll start my own club.

Lactation/adult breast feeding.