Currently smoking a cigarette... America’s stuck in the middle of nowhere, watching so-called new faces wash up from the shores of an election — all tied to the same old faces that have gripped power for decades. It’s clear the oligarchs have no 'conscience' and no intention of letting go of power.*
November 7, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Currently smoking a cigarette... America’s stuck in the middle of nowhere, watching so-called new faces wash up from the shores of an election — all tied to the same old faces that have gripped power for decades. It’s clear the oligarchs have no 'conscience' and no intention of letting go of power.*
Currently smoking a cigarette... We’ve seen both Democrats and Republicans sweep major elections, each pimping their vision to the American public while making taxpayers fund endless wars — singing in perfect unison as they throw the nation deeper into a national debt that will never be paid off.*
November 6, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Currently smoking a cigarette... We’ve seen both Democrats and Republicans sweep major elections, each pimping their vision to the American public while making taxpayers fund endless wars — singing in perfect unison as they throw the nation deeper into a national debt that will never be paid off.*
Currently smoking a cigarette… In no shape, way or form could Israel have committed genocide in Gaza without the assistance of the bizarre cults of the Democrats or Republicans, which have ironically kept America in national debt and continuous wars since the creation of their political platforms.*
November 6, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Currently smoking a cigarette… In no shape, way or form could Israel have committed genocide in Gaza without the assistance of the bizarre cults of the Democrats or Republicans, which have ironically kept America in national debt and continuous wars since the creation of their political platforms.*
Currently smoking a cigarette... In the end, the politicians in America are just a bunch of trashy folks who don’t inspire the culture in America—they are more skilled at dividing the nation while they lavishly enrich themselves. They pretend to give a damn about law and order: it’s just theatrics.*
November 6, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Currently smoking a cigarette... In the end, the politicians in America are just a bunch of trashy folks who don’t inspire the culture in America—they are more skilled at dividing the nation while they lavishly enrich themselves. They pretend to give a damn about law and order: it’s just theatrics.*
Currently smoking a cigarette... GenZ was born into the harsh reality of being politically confined to either Republican or Democrat, the generation before them was brainwashed to believe that only two parties can solve today’s problems. GenZ inherited a binary, pre-programmed political landscape.*
November 5, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Currently smoking a cigarette... GenZ was born into the harsh reality of being politically confined to either Republican or Democrat, the generation before them was brainwashed to believe that only two parties can solve today’s problems. GenZ inherited a binary, pre-programmed political landscape.*
|||WEIRD•LITTLE•STORIES||| The Pentagon. Arlington, Virginia. Our story begins... General: "President Trump just called. He chewed my ass out and wanted to know who gave President Javier Milei $40 billion dollars! No wonder he's pardoning damn pimps and hookers!"* (The Generals burst out laughing)
November 5, 2025 at 3:45 PM
|||WEIRD•LITTLE•STORIES||| The Pentagon. Arlington, Virginia. Our story begins... General: "President Trump just called. He chewed my ass out and wanted to know who gave President Javier Milei $40 billion dollars! No wonder he's pardoning damn pimps and hookers!"* (The Generals burst out laughing)
Currently smoking a cigarette… And wouldn’t you just know it, as soon as Israel committed genocide in Gaza and faced no accountability for war crimes, a movie called ‘Nuremberg’ comes out, once again reminding us how evil the Nazis were, while Israel has killed thousands of innocent people.* Sickos.
November 5, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Currently smoking a cigarette… And wouldn’t you just know it, as soon as Israel committed genocide in Gaza and faced no accountability for war crimes, a movie called ‘Nuremberg’ comes out, once again reminding us how evil the Nazis were, while Israel has killed thousands of innocent people.* Sickos.
Currently smoking a cigarette... Generation Z, do you see how worthless and corrupt the generation before you has become? For two years, Israel bombed civilians in Gaza, and nobody is even talking about it anymore. These people couldn’t care less and have been completely brainwashed. They’re gone.*
November 4, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Currently smoking a cigarette... Generation Z, do you see how worthless and corrupt the generation before you has become? For two years, Israel bombed civilians in Gaza, and nobody is even talking about it anymore. These people couldn’t care less and have been completely brainwashed. They’re gone.*
Currently smoking a cigarette... Generation (Z) would have a hard time digesting the idea that the majority of politicians they see on TV, the internet, and on the radio were already in power before they were born. Look at the mass killing that happened in Gaza—this is a very militant organization.*
November 4, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Currently smoking a cigarette... Generation (Z) would have a hard time digesting the idea that the majority of politicians they see on TV, the internet, and on the radio were already in power before they were born. Look at the mass killing that happened in Gaza—this is a very militant organization.*
Currently smoking a cigarette... Let’s not forget that when Joe Biden was president, Democrats called him “Genocide Joe.” Meanwhile, it was Obama who provided over $38 billion in military aid to Israel during a 10‑year agreement. It’s time to reform the Democratic Party and kick out the old guard.*
November 4, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Currently smoking a cigarette... Let’s not forget that when Joe Biden was president, Democrats called him “Genocide Joe.” Meanwhile, it was Obama who provided over $38 billion in military aid to Israel during a 10‑year agreement. It’s time to reform the Democratic Party and kick out the old guard.*
|WEIRD•LITTLE•STORIES| Wife: "I can barely make it to the restroom without blowing a turd out of my ass before I get there. I don't know how the old politicians do it!" Anywho, take a Viagra pill if you want some big booty, and also take a high blood pressure pill so you don't have a heart attack."*
November 2, 2025 at 3:36 PM
|WEIRD•LITTLE•STORIES| Wife: "I can barely make it to the restroom without blowing a turd out of my ass before I get there. I don't know how the old politicians do it!" Anywho, take a Viagra pill if you want some big booty, and also take a high blood pressure pill so you don't have a heart attack."*
Currently smoking a cigarette... Attention @nytimes.com: A survey found that 61% of young adults (ages 18–24) do not identify with either of the two major U.S. parties. Only 22% identify as Democrats and 17% as Republicans. Generation Z sees the political system as no longer connected to reality.*
November 2, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Currently smoking a cigarette... Attention @nytimes.com: A survey found that 61% of young adults (ages 18–24) do not identify with either of the two major U.S. parties. Only 22% identify as Democrats and 17% as Republicans. Generation Z sees the political system as no longer connected to reality.*
Currently smoking a cigarette... Attention @latimes.com: Generation Z was born into a culture where the Democrats and Republicans are more loyal to their parties than to the American people, and politics now controls everything—from music to the entertainment industry. Welcome to the national debt.*
November 2, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Currently smoking a cigarette... Attention @latimes.com: Generation Z was born into a culture where the Democrats and Republicans are more loyal to their parties than to the American people, and politics now controls everything—from music to the entertainment industry. Welcome to the national debt.*
Currently smoking a cigarette... Attention @sltrib.com: Generation Z was introduced to a culture war by both the Democratic and Republican parties, they inherited a national debt and ongoing wars to a political system that is corrupt. Most people believe that there is no more hope left for America.*
November 2, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Currently smoking a cigarette... Attention @sltrib.com: Generation Z was introduced to a culture war by both the Democratic and Republican parties, they inherited a national debt and ongoing wars to a political system that is corrupt. Most people believe that there is no more hope left for America.*
Currently smoking a cigarette. Democracy no longer has legs, it’s become completely crippled. The White House has turned into an illegitimate institution, a place where corrupt Republicans and Democrats conduct business that has violated every fiber of decency the flag once stood for. It's garbage.*
November 2, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Currently smoking a cigarette. Democracy no longer has legs, it’s become completely crippled. The White House has turned into an illegitimate institution, a place where corrupt Republicans and Democrats conduct business that has violated every fiber of decency the flag once stood for. It's garbage.*
||WEIRD•LITTLE•STORIES|| A scientist reads the monkeys’ genius answer on how to get rich and powerful old politicians out of government. Our story begins... "After using extreme mathematics, the only way to get them out of politics is just wait for them to friggin’ die."* (Monkeys bust out laughing)
November 1, 2025 at 10:00 PM
||WEIRD•LITTLE•STORIES|| A scientist reads the monkeys’ genius answer on how to get rich and powerful old politicians out of government. Our story begins... "After using extreme mathematics, the only way to get them out of politics is just wait for them to friggin’ die."* (Monkeys bust out laughing)
|||THE•EPIC•ADVENTURES•OF•EDUARDO||| Attention @orfdrei.bsky.social: Our story begins at a hospital in Buenos, Aires Argentina where the greatest bullfighter of all time, Eduardo, has just been injured by a fierce bull. As they wheeled Eduardo on an ambulance stretcher into the ER...
October 29, 2025 at 11:31 PM
|||THE•EPIC•ADVENTURES•OF•EDUARDO||| Attention @orfdrei.bsky.social: Our story begins at a hospital in Buenos, Aires Argentina where the greatest bullfighter of all time, Eduardo, has just been injured by a fierce bull. As they wheeled Eduardo on an ambulance stretcher into the ER...
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October 29, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Currently smoking a cigarette... No one’s going to jail for the Epstein files, just like no one’s going to prison for the war crimes in Gaza or any of the other atrocities committed by America and its allies. I’m not interested in releasing my music in America — my dreams are way bigger than that.*
October 29, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Currently smoking a cigarette... No one’s going to jail for the Epstein files, just like no one’s going to prison for the war crimes in Gaza or any of the other atrocities committed by America and its allies. I’m not interested in releasing my music in America — my dreams are way bigger than that.*
Currently smoking a cigarette... People are leaving America by the thousands because they finally get it. They know that, in the ultimate end, their vote doesn’t matter and the government will do whatever it wants. Foreigners aren’t even interested in coming to this big giant 'toilet' bowl anymore.*
October 29, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Currently smoking a cigarette... People are leaving America by the thousands because they finally get it. They know that, in the ultimate end, their vote doesn’t matter and the government will do whatever it wants. Foreigners aren’t even interested in coming to this big giant 'toilet' bowl anymore.*
|||MAXIMUS||| In the end, when the smoke and dust settle and the war in Gaza is over, politicians will go back to providing Israel with military aid and financial support, funded by taxpayers. The U.S. will return to its political and cultural support for Israel and fuck over the American people.*
October 29, 2025 at 1:34 PM
|||MAXIMUS||| In the end, when the smoke and dust settle and the war in Gaza is over, politicians will go back to providing Israel with military aid and financial support, funded by taxpayers. The U.S. will return to its political and cultural support for Israel and fuck over the American people.*
|||MAXIMUS||| Attention @orfdrei.bsky.social: Here’s what American power really looks like: they arm Israel to bomb civilians in Gaza, strike small fishing boats in Venezuela, back down from Russia, China, and India — and turn their force inward, targeting their own citizens who dare to speak out.*
October 29, 2025 at 5:26 AM
|||MAXIMUS||| Attention @orfdrei.bsky.social: Here’s what American power really looks like: they arm Israel to bomb civilians in Gaza, strike small fishing boats in Venezuela, back down from Russia, China, and India — and turn their force inward, targeting their own citizens who dare to speak out.*
|||MAXIMUS||| Attention @japantimes.co.jp: Here’s what American power really looks like: they arm Israel to bomb civilians in Gaza, strike small fishing boats in Venezuela, back down from Russia, China, and India — and turn their force inward, targeting their own citizens who dare to speak out.*
October 29, 2025 at 5:24 AM
|||MAXIMUS||| Attention @japantimes.co.jp: Here’s what American power really looks like: they arm Israel to bomb civilians in Gaza, strike small fishing boats in Venezuela, back down from Russia, China, and India — and turn their force inward, targeting their own citizens who dare to speak out.*
|||MAXIMUS||| Attention @oglobo.globo.com: Here’s what American power really looks like: they arm Israel to bomb civilians in Gaza, strike small fishing boats in Venezuela, back down from Russia, China, and India — and turn their force inward, targeting their own citizens who dare to speak out.*
October 29, 2025 at 5:22 AM
|||MAXIMUS||| Attention @oglobo.globo.com: Here’s what American power really looks like: they arm Israel to bomb civilians in Gaza, strike small fishing boats in Venezuela, back down from Russia, China, and India — and turn their force inward, targeting their own citizens who dare to speak out.*
|||MAXIMUS||| Attention @ndtv.com: Here’s what American power really looks like: they arm Israel to bomb civilians in Gaza, strike small fishing boats in Venezuela, back down from Russia, China, and India — and turn their force inward, targeting their very own citizens who dare to speak out.*
October 29, 2025 at 5:19 AM
|||MAXIMUS||| Attention @ndtv.com: Here’s what American power really looks like: they arm Israel to bomb civilians in Gaza, strike small fishing boats in Venezuela, back down from Russia, China, and India — and turn their force inward, targeting their very own citizens who dare to speak out.*