Greg Hagen
greg-hagen.bsky.social
Greg Hagen
@greg-hagen.bsky.social
San Francisco
iOS, OS and Performance engineer
Formerly Apple
Loving it already.
June 9, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Sell stocks to buy gold, sell gold to buy stocks. I’d be better off if I was in a coma for the last month, but if he was successful in firing Powell I’d be happy to not be destitute.
April 23, 2025 at 5:34 PM
To the public: “the democrats want you to eat bugs!”
In their policy: “you will ONLY color food with crushed bugs.”
April 23, 2025 at 4:24 AM
April 22, 2025 at 5:49 PM
It’s not a coincidence, this trade policy seems to be based off of 16th century mercantilism: the exact system the US revolted against.

Trump wants to be the king of an empire that disappeared with the advent of free trade. He fell asleep halfway into his first Econ class and now we all pay.
April 8, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Reposted by Greg Hagen
Pete Hegseth's management of classified information, but substituting classified info for an axe
March 26, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Pete’s glass of whisky told him he’s clean on opsec. He didn’t like… check disclosures or anything.
March 26, 2025 at 5:12 PM