Toni & Mariah - Top that.
Kenny & Takeshita - Hold my diet Coke.
Ospreay & Fletcher - Hold my beer.
Main event... they got in the ring, which seemed like an accomplishment.
It's pretty sad when the main event is the worst match on the show.
Somebody please save Jay White.

I have missed NJPW Kenny. That was amazing.

I'm perplexed as to why Hugh Grant was nominated for a Golden Globe for best actor in the musical/comedy category. He absolutely deserves the nomination, but have these people *seen* Heretic? It is neither of those things.

I really hope last night's Netflix performance isn't an indication of what we're going to get when Monday Night Raw goes live, because that was next level awful. I only watched the last 2 fights; gave up halfway through the last one because of the pixelation and constant buffering.

Today I learned that I am *really* bad at estimating how much garlic I need in order to plant a bed. Also I may have ordered garlic, forgotten about it, and ordered more.... and that's the story of how one bed turned into three. On the bright side, I don't have to worry about vampires.

It feels strange to open a social media app and not be instantly met with a flood of negativity and toxicity. It's refreshing and I'm amazed.