*𝘈𝘳𝘵𝘪𝘴𝘵'𝘴 𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘧 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘮𝘶𝘤𝘩 '𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦-𝘦𝘺𝘦' 𝘐'𝘮 𝘨𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘗𝘦𝘯𝘯𝘴𝘺𝘭𝘷𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘢.

I'll explain when you're older.

Well, just look at me out here running the vacuum like 𝘴𝘩𝘦'𝘴 not gonna come out, spot one white cat hair against the also-white floor, and redo the whole house anyway.

Where I live, every day I walk past young people in t-shirts depicting bands they couldn't possibly remember.

I don't mind. Really.

But the kid with 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 logo took it too far!