Green Parmesan
@greenparmesan.bsky.social
philly area native, now west coast rambler. go birds and sixers (respectfully, complimentary)
west portland was foggy but we managed to get to trillium lake at just the right moment for the sun to hit hood
November 23, 2025 at 8:04 AM
west portland was foggy but we managed to get to trillium lake at just the right moment for the sun to hit hood
dont kill me i was n a drive my mom called and said steelers were gonna beam green and i just figured that was it
completely ignoring that already happened this year and had millions of bad jokes
anyway enjoy these shots of montgomery park and st iohns. there really is no bad portland fall spot
completely ignoring that already happened this year and had millions of bad jokes
anyway enjoy these shots of montgomery park and st iohns. there really is no bad portland fall spot
October 27, 2025 at 1:20 AM
dont kill me i was n a drive my mom called and said steelers were gonna beam green and i just figured that was it
completely ignoring that already happened this year and had millions of bad jokes
anyway enjoy these shots of montgomery park and st iohns. there really is no bad portland fall spot
completely ignoring that already happened this year and had millions of bad jokes
anyway enjoy these shots of montgomery park and st iohns. there really is no bad portland fall spot
I don’t know why dril is on threads (plenty of joke explainers/not getters there, too) but at least he’s harkening back to his reply guy days
October 24, 2025 at 6:03 AM
I don’t know why dril is on threads (plenty of joke explainers/not getters there, too) but at least he’s harkening back to his reply guy days
i did the gubmint blocklist and noticed that they have accounts for.. space force?? also the coast guard?
which is only going to get this spammed at it, if anyone doesn’t block
which is only going to get this spammed at it, if anyone doesn’t block
October 18, 2025 at 8:39 AM
i did the gubmint blocklist and noticed that they have accounts for.. space force?? also the coast guard?
which is only going to get this spammed at it, if anyone doesn’t block
which is only going to get this spammed at it, if anyone doesn’t block
WE DID THE DAMN THING
… i am so so tired
… i am so so tired
September 22, 2025 at 2:17 AM
WE DID THE DAMN THING
… i am so so tired
… i am so so tired
are you fucking kidding me. that’s the real title??? what is this shit. was the finding “no actually the court finds that all red swax fans are the real fawkin queers!!!! pwned!!”
mother fuckin chive ass lawsuit
this is the guy dave portnoy finds too tedious
mother fuckin chive ass lawsuit
this is the guy dave portnoy finds too tedious
September 16, 2025 at 7:19 AM
are you fucking kidding me. that’s the real title??? what is this shit. was the finding “no actually the court finds that all red swax fans are the real fawkin queers!!!! pwned!!”
mother fuckin chive ass lawsuit
this is the guy dave portnoy finds too tedious
mother fuckin chive ass lawsuit
this is the guy dave portnoy finds too tedious
made my own bust bracket, inspired by drew’s all bust team. there is a theme here… that I have been harping on for more than twenty years….
GO BIRDS
BUT ALSO please be careful when drafting receivers early
GO BIRDS
BUT ALSO please be careful when drafting receivers early
September 4, 2025 at 5:52 PM
made my own bust bracket, inspired by drew’s all bust team. there is a theme here… that I have been harping on for more than twenty years….
GO BIRDS
BUT ALSO please be careful when drafting receivers early
GO BIRDS
BUT ALSO please be careful when drafting receivers early
wouldn’t post right but here is mine. NBA first. i tried to break it. kinda surprised they didn’t have any photos for moochie or pope… those were real guys with a couple years but somehow they have dean garrett?? also i could do a whole set of just process sixers… maybe later
September 3, 2025 at 6:30 PM
wouldn’t post right but here is mine. NBA first. i tried to break it. kinda surprised they didn’t have any photos for moochie or pope… those were real guys with a couple years but somehow they have dean garrett?? also i could do a whole set of just process sixers… maybe later
portland mermaids!
July 26, 2025 at 9:12 PM
portland mermaids!
stsrting out with a bang
July 4, 2025 at 5:43 PM
stsrting out with a bang
extremely unimportant but i had to notice the sour skittles (good) is promoting their original lineup as a plus on the package
their original “lime up” which directly speaks to lime being phased out in the main by green apple
so is this then admitting that apple was a bad call? so why keep it??
their original “lime up” which directly speaks to lime being phased out in the main by green apple
so is this then admitting that apple was a bad call? so why keep it??
July 1, 2025 at 11:16 PM
extremely unimportant but i had to notice the sour skittles (good) is promoting their original lineup as a plus on the package
their original “lime up” which directly speaks to lime being phased out in the main by green apple
so is this then admitting that apple was a bad call? so why keep it??
their original “lime up” which directly speaks to lime being phased out in the main by green apple
so is this then admitting that apple was a bad call? so why keep it??
on ep 2 of the bear and i did the leonardo pointing thing when sugar’s husband walks in with a Nectar’s bar shirt
research says yes this is indeed Nectar’s in Burlington VT. also that actor is indeed Phish fan
his character is either sweet or an annoying doofus pending on who you ask, so.. it fits
research says yes this is indeed Nectar’s in Burlington VT. also that actor is indeed Phish fan
his character is either sweet or an annoying doofus pending on who you ask, so.. it fits
June 27, 2025 at 7:58 AM
on ep 2 of the bear and i did the leonardo pointing thing when sugar’s husband walks in with a Nectar’s bar shirt
research says yes this is indeed Nectar’s in Burlington VT. also that actor is indeed Phish fan
his character is either sweet or an annoying doofus pending on who you ask, so.. it fits
research says yes this is indeed Nectar’s in Burlington VT. also that actor is indeed Phish fan
his character is either sweet or an annoying doofus pending on who you ask, so.. it fits
girl don’t say it unless you mean it
June 21, 2025 at 1:28 AM
girl don’t say it unless you mean it
i discovered there was a small town in central Oregon called Glide
and i’m glad, glad, glad that i arrived
and i’m glad, glad, glad that i arrived
May 28, 2025 at 9:47 PM
i discovered there was a small town in central Oregon called Glide
and i’m glad, glad, glad that i arrived
and i’m glad, glad, glad that i arrived
oh thanks chatgpt! when i asked for 20 titles, i definitely wanted 12 titles and then 8 repeats of the last one, very good
(and yes, i was specifically told to use this to look up things, my bosses want us to keep using this, i’m guessing to justify whatever the fuck they’re paying for it)
(and yes, i was specifically told to use this to look up things, my bosses want us to keep using this, i’m guessing to justify whatever the fuck they’re paying for it)
May 15, 2025 at 7:32 AM
oh thanks chatgpt! when i asked for 20 titles, i definitely wanted 12 titles and then 8 repeats of the last one, very good
(and yes, i was specifically told to use this to look up things, my bosses want us to keep using this, i’m guessing to justify whatever the fuck they’re paying for it)
(and yes, i was specifically told to use this to look up things, my bosses want us to keep using this, i’m guessing to justify whatever the fuck they’re paying for it)
also espn’s app AND website haven’t updated this scores since it was this… like 20 minutes ago
May 6, 2025 at 4:37 AM
also espn’s app AND website haven’t updated this scores since it was this… like 20 minutes ago
someone who is better than me can update this to OWNING MAHOMES
February 10, 2025 at 12:53 AM
someone who is better than me can update this to OWNING MAHOMES
just for curiosity, i tried to make a deal that involved paul george to warriors and jimmy b to philly WITHOUT draymond
it took a while but it is doable, dubs have to give up kuminga and podz, and wiggins as the main salary. i would assume a few picks too
i don’t know if this helps anyone really…
it took a while but it is doable, dubs have to give up kuminga and podz, and wiggins as the main salary. i would assume a few picks too
i don’t know if this helps anyone really…
February 4, 2025 at 8:28 AM
just for curiosity, i tried to make a deal that involved paul george to warriors and jimmy b to philly WITHOUT draymond
it took a while but it is doable, dubs have to give up kuminga and podz, and wiggins as the main salary. i would assume a few picks too
i don’t know if this helps anyone really…
it took a while but it is doable, dubs have to give up kuminga and podz, and wiggins as the main salary. i would assume a few picks too
i don’t know if this helps anyone really…
ok the first part of this is great. “well i think that defense wins championships” hey you know what is really valuable right now, is a guy who can shoot AND run an offense and is a large wing. lot of people would want that!
AD is great but they have defensive big men. their offense makes no sense
AD is great but they have defensive big men. their offense makes no sense
February 2, 2025 at 7:42 AM
ok the first part of this is great. “well i think that defense wins championships” hey you know what is really valuable right now, is a guy who can shoot AND run an offense and is a large wing. lot of people would want that!
AD is great but they have defensive big men. their offense makes no sense
AD is great but they have defensive big men. their offense makes no sense
we have done it. we have killed comedy
make bsky invite only again
make bsky invite only again
January 19, 2025 at 7:15 PM
we have done it. we have killed comedy
make bsky invite only again
make bsky invite only again
.. there was a lot he could do there. The next few picks after that were all other big men and a few wings/guards who never panned out. look at this list- no one good until turner and booker at 13-14, who weren’t that hyped. after the lakers took dangelo they really didn’t have many choies
January 17, 2025 at 6:47 PM
.. there was a lot he could do there. The next few picks after that were all other big men and a few wings/guards who never panned out. look at this list- no one good until turner and booker at 13-14, who weren’t that hyped. after the lakers took dangelo they really didn’t have many choies