Green
greenpaint.bsky.social
Green
@greenpaint.bsky.social
full time misandrist

he/him
I feel like if I had the superpower to turn time back like 20 seconds I would just use it to like throw a plate at a wall over and over without having to buy more plates.
January 23, 2026 at 2:44 PM
It’s so funny when someone accuses me of having circular logic in an argument like they think it’s some big gotcha moment. Like of course my logic is circular im thinking about titties!!
January 10, 2026 at 5:54 AM
People need to remember there will never be a significant reduction in plastic use until we have a significant reduction of crude oil consumption. Plastic is a byproduct of gasoline. In fact, historically, gasoline is a byproduct of plastic. Until we cut both out expect no reduction of either.
January 8, 2026 at 11:58 AM
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absolutely lmao, most of these people probably don't believe in mental health anyways so they only use men's day as a gotcha
March 8, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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We are misandrists dear.
June 26, 2025 at 8:41 AM
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Look, all I'm saying is I figured out that fella was a loose cannon long before we came to "invents a thing that lets users generate non-consensual pornography and even CSAM"
January 2, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Someone back me up if I’ve been amassing trinkets for a decade and I take a few flashy pics with them am I aura farming? If anything this is aura harvesting. I sowed these seeds long ago.
#Philosophy #mentalhealth
January 3, 2026 at 5:07 AM
If we are gonna force US children to engage with Christian media in schools can we at least start with ULTRAKILL?
December 21, 2025 at 12:44 AM
When does the pain start to hurt so good cause for now this just sucks
December 10, 2025 at 12:09 AM
When does life begin to feel like there is more to it than playing minesweeper and texting my ex
#isaacclarke #minesweeper
December 5, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Sorry to the one person who dm’d me, I’m not ignoring you I just can’t see the message unless I give Bluesky my government ID, and that is not happing
December 3, 2025 at 10:01 AM
If your explanation of “women don’t actually earn less than men because they’re taking maternity leave” but you’re also against paid maternity leave, you’re a bitch. Also, to make up the roughly thirty cents less an hour, they have to be spending %30 of the year on maternity leave. Dumbasses
December 2, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Am I the only person who keeps their ex’s stolen copy of Ouran Host Club in their car dvd player? Is that my one unique experience?
December 1, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Just had to spend $118 on an oil change. God I wish I was a lesbian
November 25, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Because of the unique position I hold at the college where I study, I have one of the deans phone number. I had 1 (one) glass of wine with dinner and maybe sent him a text
November 20, 2025 at 1:48 PM
How much “feeling like you’re going to keel over and die” do you get before it actually happens. I’d prefer if this wasn’t a false alarm wasting my time
November 13, 2025 at 4:27 PM
When your one homie gets depressed so you lowkey gotta become the prince of all cosmos and roll a katamari out of all the trash in their room
November 8, 2025 at 8:31 PM
New type of fortune cookie that tells you where to drop in Fortnite #ideas
October 30, 2025 at 6:29 AM
I cannot even fit it in 10 posts the way I have been building up frustration inside with how much I hate myself and how disgusted I am. The way other people respect me makes me sick. It’s the disconnect between how I see myself vs how others see me

Shower beer with candelabra #goth
October 28, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Man, companies are just going to start hiring ghost roles by people with chronic illnesses like cancer so all their coworkers get together and donate all their sick days to a fake coworker with cancer so no one has any sick days at all. Calling it now.
October 23, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Always pee after sex=broke
Always pee during sex=woke
October 19, 2025 at 7:41 AM
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she ghosting u but she goblin me
October 16, 2025 at 6:52 PM
the ak-47 was designed in specific to be a nazi killer and then americans took it as "oh this is the evil soviet gun that stands to destroy everything we believe in "
They were right to be fair but still.
October 17, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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im the new CTO of bluesky and i think trannies are pretty cool actually
October 8, 2025 at 9:37 PM
why am I so damn far in credit card debt but don’t even have a halberd to show for it??

#uspol
#goth
October 9, 2025 at 1:21 PM