The odds are only impossible until you beat them.

I gotta say that Starbucks SHOULD be sued. The public civility alone is Hellish, not to mention those gay-ass muffins and that neo-Windham Hill music!
(Sorry, I had a double sarcasm latte with an espresso shot and a lavender bagel with a schmear, and I'm on fire right now.)

It's cliche to say, but what could go wrong?

What happens if NYC turns out to be the future of America instead of the dinosaur hellscape the red states think it is?
Brains will explode.

Nominee: "Please don't ask me hard questions. I just really want to get this lifetime appointment and keep my head down."

When the #Revolution finally comes to America, they will be pissed about the price of coffee.
History repeats, with subtle flavour notes of nuts and burning cabins.

Good work. Keep it up.

I loved her work in Misery.

It's a year late and many millions of dollars short, but great idea!

White Men are crying
It's finally Christmas
Haiku MoFo!