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Like Greenland Sharks, we've seen the world change and have stories etched into every wrinkle. There’s no manual that equips you to guide you through the struggle of figuring out who you are or where you belong.
Classic post driving up now.
Built to Endure
Life may give me more replacement parts than a rebuilt Alfa, but unlike Greg’s Spider, I’m not for sale. No trade-in value needed. Sure, my warranty expired a while ago, but I’ve got one hell of a pit...
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September 27, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Classic post driving up now.
Four Square champions, every one. Great day out with trash talk and much arguing over the exact rules of the game. 😂🦈
June 29, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Four Square champions, every one. Great day out with trash talk and much arguing over the exact rules of the game. 😂🦈
Here's to the stragglers. The ones on the fringe. 🦈😁
Gas Station Paul
We didn’t really know Paul. We never learned his last name. But over time, he earned a nickname—Gas Station Paul—and a weird sort of place in the fabric of our year. He was one of those people who sho...
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June 29, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Here's to the stragglers. The ones on the fringe. 🦈😁
Today!! Hope to see you there!
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Jun 28, 2025, 3:00 PM – 5:00 PM
Forest Glen Woods, 5420 N Forest Glen Ave, Chicago, IL 60646, USA
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Jun 28, 2025, 3:00 PM – 5:00 PM
Forest Glen Woods, 5420 N Forest Glen Ave, Chicago, IL 60646, USA
Four Square Slam | Greenland Sharks
Join fellow Greenland Sharks for an epic four square showdown of fun, camaraderie, and friendly competition—you won't want to miss the excitement!
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June 28, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Today!! Hope to see you there!
🦈😁☄️
Jun 28, 2025, 3:00 PM – 5:00 PM
Forest Glen Woods, 5420 N Forest Glen Ave, Chicago, IL 60646, USA
🦈😁☄️
Jun 28, 2025, 3:00 PM – 5:00 PM
Forest Glen Woods, 5420 N Forest Glen Ave, Chicago, IL 60646, USA
BIG UPDATE:
This Saturday’s 4 Square Slam (3–5 PM) has a new location. We’ve moved it to:
Forest Glen Woods Parking Lot
5420 North Forest Glen
BE THERE!🦈
This Saturday’s 4 Square Slam (3–5 PM) has a new location. We’ve moved it to:
Forest Glen Woods Parking Lot
5420 North Forest Glen
BE THERE!🦈
Coming up in two weekends! Come trash talk with us while we engage in elementary school hijinks! ☄️🦈
Four Square Slam | Greenland Sharks
Join fellow Greenland Sharks for an epic four square showdown of fun, camaraderie, and friendly competition—you won't want to miss the excitement!
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June 25, 2025 at 11:28 PM
BIG UPDATE:
This Saturday’s 4 Square Slam (3–5 PM) has a new location. We’ve moved it to:
Forest Glen Woods Parking Lot
5420 North Forest Glen
BE THERE!🦈
This Saturday’s 4 Square Slam (3–5 PM) has a new location. We’ve moved it to:
Forest Glen Woods Parking Lot
5420 North Forest Glen
BE THERE!🦈
Next weekend!! 
Coming up in two weekends! Come trash talk with us while we engage in elementary school hijinks! ☄️🦈
Four Square Slam | Greenland Sharks
Join fellow Greenland Sharks for an epic four square showdown of fun, camaraderie, and friendly competition—you won't want to miss the excitement!
www.greenlandsharks.org
June 24, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Next weekend!! 
Sometimes, we sharks can be scary. But we’re just doing what we were shaped to do. Sometimes, we just are.
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It's About a Fish
Afterward, walking back to the car, he said, “Sometimes when something’s scary, you laugh. It’s close to crying. Feels the same in your chest.”
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June 24, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Sometimes, we sharks can be scary. But we’re just doing what we were shaped to do. Sometimes, we just are.
🦈😁
🦈😁
Coming up in two weekends! Come trash talk with us while we engage in elementary school hijinks! ☄️🦈
Four Square Slam | Greenland Sharks
Join fellow Greenland Sharks for an epic four square showdown of fun, camaraderie, and friendly competition—you won't want to miss the excitement!
www.greenlandsharks.org
June 17, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Coming up in two weekends! Come trash talk with us while we engage in elementary school hijinks! ☄️🦈
On this happy day we celebrate dads everywhere, I hope you have a moment to tell the father figure in your life how much you love and appreciate them.
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You Done Good
I told him the hardest part of losing my dad—and later, my mom—wasn’t just the final goodbye. It was the quiet afterward. The absence of that voice on the other end of the line that said, “I’m proud o...
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June 15, 2025 at 3:54 PM
On this happy day we celebrate dads everywhere, I hope you have a moment to tell the father figure in your life how much you love and appreciate them.
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A very cinematic new post is up. Welcome to your life, there’s no turning back. 😁🦈
The Long Take
Our life’s long take is never reshot, edited so the multiplex can add more showings, or test marketed for audience appeal.
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June 9, 2025 at 12:00 PM
A very cinematic new post is up. Welcome to your life, there’s no turning back. 😁🦈
Exciting four square action at last weekend’s picnic. 😁🦈
June 7, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Exciting four square action at last weekend’s picnic. 😁🦈
Before I head out to our Greenland Sharks picnic where we plan on doing things dads frown on, here’s a bit of wisdom those fathers often have to pass along.
Dad Knowledge
There are so many things in need of repair in our world that a bit of Dad Knowledge could help. But when Dad Knowledge isn’t passed along, it gets more and more scarce. When fewer people have Dad Know...
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May 31, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Before I head out to our Greenland Sharks picnic where we plan on doing things dads frown on, here’s a bit of wisdom those fathers often have to pass along.
New blog post. Well, more or less…. 🦈😊
Good Enough
But it’s wild how “good enough” isn’t the exception anymore. It’s kind of…standard. Wires left dangling, reps not calling back, elevators lurching around like carnival rides—nothing seems fully button...
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May 19, 2025 at 2:19 AM
New blog post. Well, more or less…. 🦈😊
JARTS‼️
New blog post just dropped like a metal pointed dart from the sky. 🎯🦈
New blog post just dropped like a metal pointed dart from the sky. 🎯🦈
Let's Bring Back Lawn Jarts
That was the magic of it—it was a bad idea, and we knew it, and we played anyway. You never forgot where the target was, because if you did, it might end up in your femur.
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May 10, 2025 at 1:24 PM
JARTS‼️
New blog post just dropped like a metal pointed dart from the sky. 🎯🦈
New blog post just dropped like a metal pointed dart from the sky. 🎯🦈
Sharks slot car gathering was epic‼️🦈
April 13, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Sharks slot car gathering was epic‼️🦈
When private fun turns into distressing discovery. On ketchup and offering play-by-play of an orchestra performance. New blog just dropped. 😄🦈
Getting Away with It!
And that’s when my stomach dropped so hard it bounced. I had grabbed the wrong reel. Not only had I not gotten away with it, I had now unintentionally gifted Orchestra 3 a live review of their own per...
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April 12, 2025 at 4:48 PM
When private fun turns into distressing discovery. On ketchup and offering play-by-play of an orchestra performance. New blog just dropped. 😄🦈
Hey guys, if you’re in Chicagoland this weekend and are looking for something fun, come race slotcars with us!
Events | Greenland Sharks
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April 10, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Hey guys, if you’re in Chicagoland this weekend and are looking for something fun, come race slotcars with us!
After thirty five years the basic things, the simpler things, still work. Nothing fancy, not high tech. But to last that long you’ve got to put in the work. 🔥🥩🦈
Anniversary Flame Still Burning (So Is the Grill)
There’s this thing about BBQ that I think men—and I mean people—but yes, especially men, are drawn to.
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April 5, 2025 at 7:39 PM
After thirty five years the basic things, the simpler things, still work. Nothing fancy, not high tech. But to last that long you’ve got to put in the work. 🔥🥩🦈
Who doesn’t want to stare at their own reflection? New blog post up that kicks ass. 😁🦈
Getting My Ass Kicked
We love watching a good smackdown but when it really counts, do you stand or do you run?
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March 29, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Who doesn’t want to stare at their own reflection? New blog post up that kicks ass. 😁🦈
Stories don’t just happen, at least not the interesting ones. No one wants to hear about someone watching TV or scrolling on their phone. Ah, but if you’re willing to take a risk with either a good or even a bad outcome, chances are you’ll have a real story to tell. New post just dropped.
No Risk, No Story
His pride was evident. He wasn’t just telling a story—he was living it, shaping it with every decision he made.
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March 11, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Stories don’t just happen, at least not the interesting ones. No one wants to hear about someone watching TV or scrolling on their phone. Ah, but if you’re willing to take a risk with either a good or even a bad outcome, chances are you’ll have a real story to tell. New post just dropped.
Walking in wonder over familiar ground. 🚶🦈
Trekking Life’s Pedway
Our journeys take us in different directions but we always seem to end up at the same familiar destination.
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March 1, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Walking in wonder over familiar ground. 🚶🦈
A man steps into the chair, and for 30 minutes, he hands control over to someone else—an expert, a craftsman. There’s trust in that exchange. The barber sets things right, fixes what’s out of place. It’s not just about looking good; it’s about feeling put back together. 💈🦈
The Ritual of the Razor
In 30 minutes, everything that’s out of line—my hair, my thoughts—gets straightened out.
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February 24, 2025 at 10:50 PM
A man steps into the chair, and for 30 minutes, he hands control over to someone else—an expert, a craftsman. There’s trust in that exchange. The barber sets things right, fixes what’s out of place. It’s not just about looking good; it’s about feeling put back together. 💈🦈
Wonderful new blog post. Love, romance, everyday kindness, sliders. Happy Valentine’s Day! ❤️🦈
Valentine's Day and White Castle: A Love Story
Naturally, we took it as a sign to abandon all dietary restraint and head straight to Johnnie’s Beef.
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February 14, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Wonderful new blog post. Love, romance, everyday kindness, sliders. Happy Valentine’s Day! ❤️🦈