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GreenKato5000
@greenkato5000.protogen.club
A Spanish 17 y/o professional asshole brainless gay protogen with ADHD and a special hate for the game 'spin-off' from WiiParty

No politics allowed
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just saw the linus tech tips vid they just uploaded like 20 minutes ago, i wanna tell everyone, if they ever force that recall crap into european systems, remind me to switch to Linux ASAP
so if anyone decides to play around with the music player capabilities of the computronics mod, be careful with the speakers, the more you add, the louder shit gets
December 23, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I noticed in my mp3 player, there IS a place where you could potentially solder a SECOND 2GB flash module, but because they don't want you to, they literally glued a piece of what sounds like acrylic (or some sort of plastic at least) to keep you from attaching a second one
December 23, 2025 at 9:24 AM
bruh i hate playing unturned at my dad's house, because he has a STUPID resolution on his screen, and then the settings get copied to my pc
December 22, 2025 at 4:50 PM
and i accidentally pressed the right meta key once again for fuck's sake, thank god i am not pressing AltGr at the same time, that would confuse me big time
December 22, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Y'all, my mom knows this account
Act normal
December 22, 2025 at 8:46 AM
decided to give this a shot in minecraft and for now i can't easily crouch, sprint, jump, or fucking strafe left
Ok, imagine a human being that games using the Vim key bindings (H=left, L=right, J=back/down, K=forward/up)
December 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
i just booted up MC Java 1.21.11 and how in the bloody hell do i change my GUI scale to 2
December 21, 2025 at 9:54 PM
for twitter alpha males to be so straight, that is a lot of thinking about men they're doing...
December 21, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Ok, imagine a human being that games using the Vim key bindings (H=left, L=right, J=back/down, K=forward/up)
December 21, 2025 at 7:27 PM
what am i supposed to answer?
December 20, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I'm a big fan of when I charge my phone on my PC and the input power slowly drops to 50mA
December 20, 2025 at 3:49 PM
i was feeling like making a virtual machine, but when i looked up on pacman the word "virtualbox", pacman literally hit me with the entries for the damn linux kernel
December 20, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Darn ai bros delaying my half-life 3
December 19, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Ain't no way WiiLink managed to hijack the EULA as well
December 19, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Gotta love when I download a demo that requires a SELECT button on my DS lite with a missing SELECT button so, I, with a burning DESIRE to SQUEEZE every drop of FUN in this one demo, make the Executive decision to BUST OUT the EPIC, BLUE, NEWN'T, Nintendo 2DS, LOAD that...
December 19, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Update: I did not get banned.
It was just the one demo that was broken
# funisbackinthemenu
And it seems like that got me banned
# nofunallowed
December 19, 2025 at 11:10 AM
And it seems like that got me banned
# nofunallowed
December 19, 2025 at 11:05 AM
There's this demo for this game "Doors DS", I have no idea what this game is about, except that it's got puzzles and it's really good, like I'm having fun
More like, WAS having fun, I just finished the demo
December 19, 2025 at 11:00 AM
I just learned that PEGI is different in Portugal, instead of the usual 3 and 7 for the safer side of games, they have 4 and 6
December 19, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Of course the hardcore gamers are saying that Animal Crossing Wild World is a hardcore game for the hardcore gamers
December 19, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Wait, you can override the Nintendo DS's auto start thingy?!
Y'know, the thing where if you have a DS Card/GBA Game Pak inserted it skips the system menu and all that shit and goes straight for the game
December 19, 2025 at 7:45 AM
I was watching the 11.12.2025 Nintendo Direct on the Nintendo channel on my Nintendo Wii, software which has been discontinued, servers killed and is not supposed to be working, the second I pressed 1 to resume playback of the video, it immediately started buffering...
December 19, 2025 at 7:18 AM
welp, guess that's where my DOOM session ends.
December 18, 2025 at 6:59 PM
The look of a job well done.
December 18, 2025 at 6:53 PM
i hate it when my facility just [SOURCE FEED ERROR]
December 18, 2025 at 5:22 PM