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GREEN JEFF
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why do you all hate twitter i’m watching lego movie on twitter rn and it fucking rules
July 3, 2023 at 10:35 PM
July 1st. Gamers regain control. See you next Pride ✊
July 1, 2023 at 8:51 PM
so we’re back to blooskie eh
July 1, 2023 at 6:59 PM
wake up babe, new term for cis white women just dropped
May 19, 2023 at 8:26 PM
I am joining the Writers Strike (against the writers)
May 17, 2023 at 4:16 AM
mall jeweler took the Invictas out of display at closing. End times are near.
May 9, 2023 at 4:54 AM
why is the “what’s hot” page filled with people begging not to invite certain individuals
May 8, 2023 at 11:35 PM
what are the writers gonna do when they just rig up chatgpt to make infinite superhero scripts
May 8, 2023 at 6:23 AM
i’m ready to smoke the family in catan on mother’s day
my toxic trait is studying optimal board game strategy if i’m not consistently winning
May 8, 2023 at 6:18 AM
my toxic trait is studying optimal board game strategy if i’m not consistently winning
May 7, 2023 at 6:16 PM
i will fill in for the writers strike purely for the love of the game. put me in coach
May 7, 2023 at 1:57 AM
“ethical vegans” are closeted conservatives
I would like to hear some controversial culinary opinions.

My (relatively mild) one is that anchovies are good 🐟

Also no pineapple on pizza takes please, because that debate always takes over everything 🙅🏽‍♀️
May 7, 2023 at 1:55 AM
“Queer” as a label has been weaponized by white people looking to score diversity points
May 4, 2023 at 9:42 PM
brand are on bluesky. it’s over for bluesky.
brands are on bluesky. it's over for twitter.
May 3, 2023 at 9:38 PM
the youth needs to nut up and start betting more. it’s the only way out.
May 3, 2023 at 5:40 PM
my productivity hack is playing minecraft during zoom meetings
May 2, 2023 at 3:23 AM
my productivity hack is playing minecraft during zoom meetings
May 2, 2023 at 3:20 AM
white women in hetero relationships absolutely LOVE to call themselves queer
May 1, 2023 at 10:49 PM
if you consider yourself progressive but are “anti-crypto” you are either an NPC or suffer from brain worms sorry no exceptions
May 1, 2023 at 10:10 PM
who is more retarded bitcoin maxis or hexicans
May 1, 2023 at 10:03 PM
if someone has a strong positive opinion of either capitalism or socialism they are a certified midwit, no exceptions
May 1, 2023 at 10:00 PM
I will amass a networth to commit financial terrorism against Big Corn and the Processed Foods Industrial Complex
May 1, 2023 at 9:56 PM
if you care about voter turnout you’re a low T cringe fucking loser
May 1, 2023 at 9:55 PM
wait this isn’t on the blockchain i can be more unhinged on here
May 1, 2023 at 9:54 PM
i bought a memecoin and it went down in value :(
May 1, 2023 at 9:53 PM