💰 wario
@greenhorngroove.bsky.social
OBEY wario;
destroy MARIO❗️
(parody) — ✍️ written by kyo, mun 18+
destroy MARIO❗️
(parody) — ✍️ written by kyo, mun 18+
OH, YEAH.. OH, YEAH! COME GIVE-A WARIO SOME SUGAR, BABYCAKES
April 16, 2025 at 8:10 PM
OH, YEAH.. OH, YEAH! COME GIVE-A WARIO SOME SUGAR, BABYCAKES
SONIC, MY LONG LOST LOVER
April 16, 2025 at 8:06 PM
SONIC, MY LONG LOST LOVER
MARIO IS-A NOT HERE. GO BACK IN YOUR IVORY TOWER OF MONARCHY AND LEAVE WARIO TO HIS LEGITIMATE BUSINESS
February 14, 2025 at 6:52 PM
MARIO IS-A NOT HERE. GO BACK IN YOUR IVORY TOWER OF MONARCHY AND LEAVE WARIO TO HIS LEGITIMATE BUSINESS
WHAT. IS YOUR BRAIN SO PEA SIZED YOU CANNOT UNDERSTAND?
February 14, 2025 at 4:55 AM
WHAT. IS YOUR BRAIN SO PEA SIZED YOU CANNOT UNDERSTAND?
YES BUT IT IS-A EASY TO THINK OF ‘MARIO’ WHEN ONE HEARS ‘SCHMUCK’. UNLIKE WARIO, WHO IS MOST-A ASSOCIATED WITH WORDS LIKE ‘ENTREPRENEUR’ AND ‘SIGMA’.
February 13, 2025 at 8:01 PM
YES BUT IT IS-A EASY TO THINK OF ‘MARIO’ WHEN ONE HEARS ‘SCHMUCK’. UNLIKE WARIO, WHO IS MOST-A ASSOCIATED WITH WORDS LIKE ‘ENTREPRENEUR’ AND ‘SIGMA’.
SONIS, PLEASE. YOU WOUND WARIO LIKE THIS. YOU CAN REMEMBER MARIO, BUT NOT WARIO? COME ON!
February 5, 2025 at 7:37 PM
SONIS, PLEASE. YOU WOUND WARIO LIKE THIS. YOU CAN REMEMBER MARIO, BUT NOT WARIO? COME ON!
SONIS, YOU KNOW WARIO. WE DID THE JAVELIN EVENT TOGETHER AT THE OLYMPIC GAMES. PLEASE, LET WARIO INSIDE.
February 4, 2025 at 10:14 PM
SONIS, YOU KNOW WARIO. WE DID THE JAVELIN EVENT TOGETHER AT THE OLYMPIC GAMES. PLEASE, LET WARIO INSIDE.
HELLO SONIS. IT'S-A-ME, WARIO. YOU HAVE NOT-A BEEN RETURNING MY CALLS, SO, I AM HERE TO SEE YOU. BUT IT IS SO VERY-A COLD OUTSIDE, AND YOUR BACK DOOR IS LOCKED. PLEASE LET WARIO INSIDE. IF YOU'RE COLD, AFTER ALL, THEY ARE COLD.
February 4, 2025 at 9:18 PM
HELLO SONIS. IT'S-A-ME, WARIO. YOU HAVE NOT-A BEEN RETURNING MY CALLS, SO, I AM HERE TO SEE YOU. BUT IT IS SO VERY-A COLD OUTSIDE, AND YOUR BACK DOOR IS LOCKED. PLEASE LET WARIO INSIDE. IF YOU'RE COLD, AFTER ALL, THEY ARE COLD.
[ slaps you so hard you get sent there smash brothers 100% kill style ]
February 4, 2025 at 6:13 AM
[ slaps you so hard you get sent there smash brothers 100% kill style ]
GO NOW AND MAY DEMOCRACY SEE YOU THROUGH
February 3, 2025 at 12:34 AM
GO NOW AND MAY DEMOCRACY SEE YOU THROUGH
HELLO ELISE IT IS I, WARIO. WARIO WAS BUSY YESTERDAY BUT WARIO WOULD LIKE TO WISH YOU A HAPPY BIRTHDAY NOW. ATTACHED BELOW WILL BE YOUR BIRTHDAY GIF
February 2, 2025 at 7:55 AM
HELLO ELISE IT IS I, WARIO. WARIO WAS BUSY YESTERDAY BUT WARIO WOULD LIKE TO WISH YOU A HAPPY BIRTHDAY NOW. ATTACHED BELOW WILL BE YOUR BIRTHDAY GIF
WARIO MEANT WARIO, NOT MARIO. MY BAD
February 2, 2025 at 1:10 AM
WARIO MEANT WARIO, NOT MARIO. MY BAD
VALENTINE’S DAY? EEEW. MARIO MUST PREPARE VALENTINE GIFT BOX FOR WHEN THE MONA HITS THE OFFICE THAT DAY. WARIO’S LEAST FAVORITE EVENT OF THE YEAR
February 2, 2025 at 12:37 AM
VALENTINE’S DAY? EEEW. MARIO MUST PREPARE VALENTINE GIFT BOX FOR WHEN THE MONA HITS THE OFFICE THAT DAY. WARIO’S LEAST FAVORITE EVENT OF THE YEAR
WELL UHHH YOU KNOW UHHH WELL UHHH OH MY GOD GUYS LOOK IT IS DONKEY KONG [ pointing in a random direction ]
February 1, 2025 at 6:26 PM
WELL UHHH YOU KNOW UHHH WELL UHHH OH MY GOD GUYS LOOK IT IS DONKEY KONG [ pointing in a random direction ]
(( write with my wario, girl
February 1, 2025 at 5:41 AM
(( write with my wario, girl
WARIO KEEPS ADDING QUESTIONS HAHA SO SILLY OF WARTIO
February 1, 2025 at 5:41 AM
WARIO KEEPS ADDING QUESTIONS HAHA SO SILLY OF WARTIO
WALUIGI IS VERY UN-BASED TO GREEN LUIGI. NOT BECAUSE HE BELIEVES THAT NARRATIVE, BUT BECAUSE WALUIGI IS A DEMENTED FREAK
January 31, 2025 at 9:14 PM
WALUIGI IS VERY UN-BASED TO GREEN LUIGI. NOT BECAUSE HE BELIEVES THAT NARRATIVE, BUT BECAUSE WALUIGI IS A DEMENTED FREAK