Valentino’s Horchata (NOT SPOILER FREE)
@greenhigh5guy.bsky.social
19, minors do not message plz.
I write, I draw, but you won’t catch me knitting.
>Current hyper-fixations:
- Hazbin Hotel (more specifically CherriSnake)
- The Amazing Digital Circus (Gummigoo FTW)
- the literal periodic table
I write, I draw, but you won’t catch me knitting.
>Current hyper-fixations:
- Hazbin Hotel (more specifically CherriSnake)
- The Amazing Digital Circus (Gummigoo FTW)
- the literal periodic table
I don’t understand homophobic Hazbin “fans”. Like…how are you gonna enjoy this if you hate the very foundation of the show???
November 16, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I don’t understand homophobic Hazbin “fans”. Like…how are you gonna enjoy this if you hate the very foundation of the show???
November 16, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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Added to my (totally rad and not cluttered mess) collection!
#hazbinhotel
#hazbinhotel
November 16, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Added to my (totally rad and not cluttered mess) collection!
#hazbinhotel
#hazbinhotel
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November 11, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 10:06 AM
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Made of 100% Wish a Bitch Wood.
November 10, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Made of 100% Wish a Bitch Wood.
What if Rosie’s deal was for Alastor to seek therapy lmao
November 9, 2025 at 2:04 PM
What if Rosie’s deal was for Alastor to seek therapy lmao
November 6, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Sorry I slept on Old Man Yaoi for so long
November 5, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Sorry I slept on Old Man Yaoi for so long
Fuck you ads take me to Bisexual Hotel
November 5, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Fuck you ads take me to Bisexual Hotel
My friend sent me this and now everyone must see it
#sirpentious
#sirpentious
November 5, 2025 at 7:52 AM
My friend sent me this and now everyone must see it
#sirpentious
#sirpentious
Less than thirty minutes until possible #cherrisnake sloppy sex
I may vomit, not bc of them but bc i can’t be normal about anything
I may vomit, not bc of them but bc i can’t be normal about anything
November 5, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Less than thirty minutes until possible #cherrisnake sloppy sex
I may vomit, not bc of them but bc i can’t be normal about anything
I may vomit, not bc of them but bc i can’t be normal about anything
“Oh I’m gonna have a good nights sleep despite Piss (A Love Song) Hotel being updated at 3 am!!! Totally!!! 😀”
#hazbinhotel
#hazbinhotel
November 5, 2025 at 4:42 AM
“Oh I’m gonna have a good nights sleep despite Piss (A Love Song) Hotel being updated at 3 am!!! Totally!!! 😀”
#hazbinhotel
#hazbinhotel
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Fr 🤤
The worse the trauma, the thicker the thighs
The worse the trauma, the thicker the thighs
💖My guys have thick thighs.💖
(and trauma 🤭)
#Stolas #SirPentious
#IStoreMyTraumaInMyThighs
#HazbinHotelSpoilers
#HazbinHotelS2
(and trauma 🤭)
#Stolas #SirPentious
#IStoreMyTraumaInMyThighs
#HazbinHotelSpoilers
#HazbinHotelS2
November 4, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Fr 🤤
The worse the trauma, the thicker the thighs
The worse the trauma, the thicker the thighs
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November 2, 2025 at 11:27 PM
November 2, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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What if Cherri became the next murder victim?
Cherri's design isn't mine, it belongs to @soda_mikk
#HazbinHotel #cherrisnake #HazbinHotelFanart #hazbinhotelseason2
Cherri's design isn't mine, it belongs to @soda_mikk
#HazbinHotel #cherrisnake #HazbinHotelFanart #hazbinhotelseason2
November 2, 2025 at 12:59 AM
What if Cherri became the next murder victim?
Cherri's design isn't mine, it belongs to @soda_mikk
#HazbinHotel #cherrisnake #HazbinHotelFanart #hazbinhotelseason2
Cherri's design isn't mine, it belongs to @soda_mikk
#HazbinHotel #cherrisnake #HazbinHotelFanart #hazbinhotelseason2
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October 29, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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*Wakes up in a cold sweat*
He hasn't said this ⚠️yet⚠️
He hasn't said this ⚠️yet⚠️
WHAT DO YOU MEAN SIR PENTIOUS'S YOUTOOZ BOX SAYS THIS ON THE INSIDE FLAP?
HE LOVES HER SO MUCH 😭
HE LOVES HER SO MUCH 😭
October 31, 2025 at 6:33 AM
*Wakes up in a cold sweat*
He hasn't said this ⚠️yet⚠️
He hasn't said this ⚠️yet⚠️
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Surely... #hazbinhotelseason2 #sirpentious
October 30, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Surely... #hazbinhotelseason2 #sirpentious
London Man and French Man (S2 E2 spoilers!!!) #sirpentious #hazbinhotel
October 30, 2025 at 2:53 PM
London Man and French Man (S2 E2 spoilers!!!) #sirpentious #hazbinhotel
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Should've been a snitch #hazbinhotel #sirpentious
October 29, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Should've been a snitch #hazbinhotel #sirpentious