Michael Greenfield
@greenfieldmj.bsky.social
Tryin’ real hard to be the shepherd.
He only looks like that because he has a permanent atomic wedgie.
December 18, 2025 at 6:01 PM
He only looks like that because he has a permanent atomic wedgie.
How many wangs come in a family meal?
December 18, 2025 at 5:58 PM
How many wangs come in a family meal?
Brian Thomas Jr. to be deported back to LSU.
December 18, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Brian Thomas Jr. to be deported back to LSU.
I have a sneaking suspicion that he is not actually "pouring his heart into healing patients each day".
December 11, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I have a sneaking suspicion that he is not actually "pouring his heart into healing patients each day".
“Our most vulnerable” = “our tech overlords”
December 7, 2025 at 3:25 AM
“Our most vulnerable” = “our tech overlords”
Couple of misunderstood broads, I tell ya
December 5, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Couple of misunderstood broads, I tell ya
The chances of this really happening are decidedly non-zero.
December 5, 2025 at 9:49 PM
The chances of this really happening are decidedly non-zero.
Or, more likely, her back.
December 5, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Or, more likely, her back.
This struck me as well - like, what is the significance of their lack of footwear? "Barefoot fighters" sounds less terrifying to me than say, "jackbooted fighters". I mean, aren't barefoot hippie fighters going to be too stoned to do much damage?
December 4, 2025 at 3:14 PM
This struck me as well - like, what is the significance of their lack of footwear? "Barefoot fighters" sounds less terrifying to me than say, "jackbooted fighters". I mean, aren't barefoot hippie fighters going to be too stoned to do much damage?
And men’s! He calls JB Pritzker a fat slob - do they not have mirrors at Mar-a-Lago?
November 30, 2025 at 1:05 PM
And men’s! He calls JB Pritzker a fat slob - do they not have mirrors at Mar-a-Lago?
It’s made with bits of real drakkar, so you know it has to be good.
November 30, 2025 at 2:10 AM
It’s made with bits of real drakkar, so you know it has to be good.
Illinois HS graduate in the late 70’s, can confirm.
November 30, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Illinois HS graduate in the late 70’s, can confirm.
Yeah - a pile of smoldering rubble.
November 30, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Yeah - a pile of smoldering rubble.
Well, you see, Northwestern does not, in ANY way, see themselves as part of the city of Chicago, let alone the state of Illinois. Anyone who ever spent any time in Evanston knows this, in their bones.
November 29, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Well, you see, Northwestern does not, in ANY way, see themselves as part of the city of Chicago, let alone the state of Illinois. Anyone who ever spent any time in Evanston knows this, in their bones.
I would have appreciated a "sir" or "tears in their eyes" somewhere, but otherwise well done.
November 18, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I would have appreciated a "sir" or "tears in their eyes" somewhere, but otherwise well done.
Exactly my concern.
November 17, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Exactly my concern.
I’ve often wondered what it’s like to live completely without shame.
November 15, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I’ve often wondered what it’s like to live completely without shame.
As a Chicagoan, I believe this exactly describes the genius of the Daley family. This, and the ability to live beneath your means.
November 14, 2025 at 1:22 PM
As a Chicagoan, I believe this exactly describes the genius of the Daley family. This, and the ability to live beneath your means.
Here’s why (in my experience): they’re all terrified of not being in the club.
November 14, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Here’s why (in my experience): they’re all terrified of not being in the club.
Well, Chelsea has already backed off running for Congress…so that another Kennedy can run…
November 14, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Well, Chelsea has already backed off running for Congress…so that another Kennedy can run…
“Tsuris” is decidedly NOT the feeling you get when you live in existential dread over the possibility that the most shameful secret among the thousands you store deeply in the vault of your twisted soul may be revealed to the world.
November 14, 2025 at 1:09 PM
“Tsuris” is decidedly NOT the feeling you get when you live in existential dread over the possibility that the most shameful secret among the thousands you store deeply in the vault of your twisted soul may be revealed to the world.
“Tsuris” is something your bubbe gets when her grandson insists on quitting piano lessons, or her daughter wants to get remarried to the nice Irishman across town, or her doctor won’t listen to her complain about her swollen ankles.
November 14, 2025 at 1:07 PM
“Tsuris” is something your bubbe gets when her grandson insists on quitting piano lessons, or her daughter wants to get remarried to the nice Irishman across town, or her doctor won’t listen to her complain about her swollen ankles.
I don’t want to be accused of burying the lede, but as a Jew of a certain age, I can’t adequately express how much it disgusts me that Epstein misuses the term “tsuris” here.
November 14, 2025 at 1:03 PM
I don’t want to be accused of burying the lede, but as a Jew of a certain age, I can’t adequately express how much it disgusts me that Epstein misuses the term “tsuris” here.