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Hailey 🏳️‍⚧️
@greenfantom.bsky.social
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Not a gamer, I just play one on TTV. MDNI, because y’all are annoying.

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Getting turned into a caramel apple must feel so good for the apple
Apples coated with a sticky, salty, and tasty substance, with thick, long sticks shoved deep into them. Some of them also have a little extra nut on them To drop the innuendos in case someone actually needs this, the apples have caramel on them, are on wooden sticks, and some have peanuts stuck into the caramel
May 9, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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Damn, I need to learn Metal Gear lore
Screenshot of two tweets from an account with the handle “@LiquidGoth”. The tweets go as follows: flirting with people is hard I just let my autism take over like a green goblin personality until I come to and she's in bed next to me braless and smoking she asked me about metal gear lore and then I woke up tied to the bed that's all I know
February 22, 2025 at 2:04 PM
greenfantom.bsky.social
After seeing Matt Damon with a beard, I really want to see him and Kevin Owens in a movie together where they’re playing brothers and they are both just the worst to one another. Just absolutely unrelenting assholes to each other
Matt Damon with a beard Kevin Owens, the rightful WWE Champion, also with a beard
February 10, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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How bathrooms are gonna be for the next four years
Two doors, one labeled “Men’s” and one labeled “Women’s”. Above that says “Based on Trump’s Executive Orders”. All people are walking into the Women’s doorway
January 22, 2025 at 5:09 PM
greenfantom.bsky.social
I couldn’t decide between these two, so here’s BD-1 from Star Wars Jedi and Magikuriboh from Yu-Gi-Oh!
BD-1 from both Star Wars Jedi games. It’s a small droid with white paint and red accents. Magikuriboh from Yu-Gi-Oh! It is a monster card with artwork depicting a small creature who is a little ball of fur with tiny green paws for hands and feet. This one is wearing a Dark Magician outfit and is holding a small version of Dark Magician’s rod. It is a DARK attribute level 1 Fiend monster with 300 ATK and 200 DEF. Its effect is the following: During the Main or Battle Phase, if you took damage by battle or an opponent's card effect this turn (Quick Effect): You can send this card from your hand to the GY; Special Summon 1 "Dark Magician" or 1 "Dark Magician Girl" from your Deck or GY. If a face-up Spellcaster monsters) you control is destroyed by battle or an opponent's card effect: You can add this card from the GY to your hand. You can only use each effect of "Magikuriboh" once per turn.
December 22, 2024 at 2:19 AM
greenfantom.bsky.social
I forget where I found this a while back, but I just wanted to share for no reason
A picture of a humanoid red dragon girl with big boobas, a witch hat, and a shirt that reads “DRAGON PENIS MONEY GANG”. There is a text box over her stomach and thighs that reads “If lizard anatomy scaled to dragons a 33 foot dragon would have a dick about 1.1 feet long, which means that a human can absolutely fuck a dragon without being damaged.”
December 14, 2024 at 7:05 AM
greenfantom.bsky.social
I’m not sure if y’all are ready for this one, but hear me out
Yaddle, from Star Wars. She is a member of Yoda’s species. Small, green, very pointy ears, and both hands and feet both have three fingers/toes, ending with very sharp nails/claws. She is wearing jedi robes and has long brown hair
December 8, 2024 at 2:56 PM
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How I perform on games when I go “I’m only getting like 5 win streaks, so I think I will go until I lose again, then I’ll go to bed”
Win Streak: 100
December 4, 2024 at 9:07 AM