Watching my son in the front row of church, hands in the air in worship, asking for prayer. But four days ago, he was caught writing $28,000 in fraudulent checks. I want to believe he hit rock bottom and now he’s building his way back up, but is it all an act?

Daughter said her goal for the weekend is to commit to one of the 6 universities she was accepted to. We’re all waiting here on pins and needles, kid.

Blocked a bunch today, not because they said anything offensive, but because I’m trying to fix my algorithm to give me content that’s more my vibe. I would apologize, but if you’re blocked, you’re not here to read the apology.

PS: this is working! Try it if you’re not getting the content you want!

Sigh. Annoyed with all the people in my world today. I need to curl up in a cocoon with a coffee and a book and shut everyone out.

Pineapple on pizza— disgusting or awesome?

No pineapple for me— pizza is not supposed to be sweet.

My son would but sugar on lettuce if I let him, so he’s a fan. Is he alone in this sentiment?

Your pants can’t get too tight if you don’t wear any.

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I once had to appear at an unemployment hearing. The judge asked the terminated employee if he had anything else to add.

“Yeah, I just want to add that I will be 2 years sober tomorrow.”

I love that he said that. You’re awesome, John. You’re still fired, but you’re awesome.

Don’t worry about what other people think. Have you met other people? They’re awful.