Chris VanOchten
@greener105th.bsky.social
-My mother was a lady ringmaster. My father was a lion barber; Lansing born #ForThe517 , Rose City 'til I Die #RCTID #BAONPDX
Keep living the dream.
February 1, 2026 at 5:28 AM
Keep living the dream.
I’ll take the over on Phil Neville saying “The MLS” 500 times this year.
January 26, 2026 at 11:56 PM
I’ll take the over on Phil Neville saying “The MLS” 500 times this year.
Give us a wave?
January 21, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Give us a wave?
In Eugene for Sparty. 💚
January 21, 2026 at 1:49 AM
In Eugene for Sparty. 💚
So I show up at a Pilots game and there’s a serious lack of trumpets. What’s up @sethh105.bsky.social ?
January 18, 2026 at 12:50 AM
So I show up at a Pilots game and there’s a serious lack of trumpets. What’s up @sethh105.bsky.social ?
Easy to plan out 2026, I guess.
January 1, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Easy to plan out 2026, I guess.
Can’t get any closer than this at the half.
December 18, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Can’t get any closer than this at the half.
@sickoscommittee.org PNW I-5 rivalry game tonight in PDX. Seattle University and Portland State Women’s bball.
December 18, 2025 at 2:59 AM
@sickoscommittee.org PNW I-5 rivalry game tonight in PDX. Seattle University and Portland State Women’s bball.
No matter how many times I’m here, the new PDX Airport makes me so proud. Best part is the arrival area, with stadium seating. Total Pioneer Square (PDX’s Living Room) effect. It’s like everyone here is cheering them into our city.
December 12, 2025 at 10:13 PM
No matter how many times I’m here, the new PDX Airport makes me so proud. Best part is the arrival area, with stadium seating. Total Pioneer Square (PDX’s Living Room) effect. It’s like everyone here is cheering them into our city.
Thank you Plur1bus for confirming my righteous aversion to workplace donut boxes.
December 7, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Thank you Plur1bus for confirming my righteous aversion to workplace donut boxes.
Ok, so today in Legal Accounting:
-End of month
-End of atty's fiscal year
-It's a Monday
-First day back after a 4-day Turkey Day break
Only one thing to do.
-End of month
-End of atty's fiscal year
-It's a Monday
-First day back after a 4-day Turkey Day break
Only one thing to do.
December 1, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Ok, so today in Legal Accounting:
-End of month
-End of atty's fiscal year
-It's a Monday
-First day back after a 4-day Turkey Day break
Only one thing to do.
-End of month
-End of atty's fiscal year
-It's a Monday
-First day back after a 4-day Turkey Day break
Only one thing to do.
Was required reading for our freshman policy class at MSU/James Madison College in 1992.
November 29, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Was required reading for our freshman policy class at MSU/James Madison College in 1992.
I’ll light a (mayo and cranberry) candle for ya.
November 25, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I’ll light a (mayo and cranberry) candle for ya.
The Detroit Lions doing their best collective Cheddar Bob impression all day today.
November 2, 2025 at 11:09 PM
The Detroit Lions doing their best collective Cheddar Bob impression all day today.
Now, if we’re talking straight up Michelob….
October 28, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Now, if we’re talking straight up Michelob….