Mama Murph
@greeneggsinbox.bsky.social
American from far-west 🇨🇦 (AK), now a liberal Midwest transplant working in HiEd. Mr Rogers said to look for the Helpers, so I do my best to be a Helper, not a Hinderer. 💙🦋
No DMs unless it’s just to tell me how brilliant I am.
No DMs unless it’s just to tell me how brilliant I am.
Uppercase gums with lowercase teeth.
May 17, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Uppercase gums with lowercase teeth.
Just a reminder that how they did it in the past was to have a wife who stayed at home. She managed the garden and chickens, canned the vegetables & fruit they grew, gathered eggs from the henhouse, killed the chickens they ate for dinner, and hoarded pennies to buy sugar. Sounds like #Project2025
May 1, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Just a reminder that how they did it in the past was to have a wife who stayed at home. She managed the garden and chickens, canned the vegetables & fruit they grew, gathered eggs from the henhouse, killed the chickens they ate for dinner, and hoarded pennies to buy sugar. Sounds like #Project2025
I mean, for a white, straight, upper-class man, it was a great time to be ali…
waaait a minute. 🤔
waaait a minute. 🤔
April 30, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I mean, for a white, straight, upper-class man, it was a great time to be ali…
waaait a minute. 🤔
waaait a minute. 🤔
I read the first sentence and said, “DUDE. WHAT?!?!” Because I legitimately have never been so confused by anything I’ve read in my life. And I’ve read multiple transcripts of Trump speaking unscripted. Wow.
April 29, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I read the first sentence and said, “DUDE. WHAT?!?!” Because I legitimately have never been so confused by anything I’ve read in my life. And I’ve read multiple transcripts of Trump speaking unscripted. Wow.
Lupus was described in the 13th century. But, maybe that was after the gravel-voiced syphlitic potato was born. 🤷🏻♀️
April 26, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Lupus was described in the 13th century. But, maybe that was after the gravel-voiced syphlitic potato was born. 🤷🏻♀️
Don’t forget the mustard incident. We almost didn’t make it through that one. Crisis of epic proportions. 🤦♀️
April 26, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Don’t forget the mustard incident. We almost didn’t make it through that one. Crisis of epic proportions. 🤦♀️
The ghost of Anthony Comstock just got super excited about the prospect of The Comstock Act 2: Non-electric, very platonic boogaloo.
April 25, 2025 at 2:03 AM
The ghost of Anthony Comstock just got super excited about the prospect of The Comstock Act 2: Non-electric, very platonic boogaloo.
Stopped using and removed the Amazon app after the inauguration. Same with FB.
April 25, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Stopped using and removed the Amazon app after the inauguration. Same with FB.
