If you guys are reading this, I swear I did everything I could short of felonies. I should have done more. We all should have.

I said the exact same thing to the lovely British couples on our small bout tour of the Seychelles. I hope they forgive me, but I'm sure they're probably thinking, whelp, that kind of explains what happened.

Historically, because that's worked so well for women? Sorry, I appreciate the sentiment, but that was my gut reaction. How about, "Said no and maced the F out of them"?

This makes me stupidly happy. Thank you!

I love it! Perfect.

If you love somebody, you love them. I learned this from Ursela Le Guin in The Left Hand of Darkness. A brilliant novel about sacrifice and love. Even Paul teaches this, Corinthians 13. How did we lose this?

Yep, I for one, would like Jeff to explain to his shareholders why it's more important to placate Trump than show his customers the what's going on.

As much as I like to think I'm a facts based girly, and as much as I like my SciFi hard, please, just this once, under these particularly awful circumstances, can you please let me have just this one fantasy? Pretty please? Beam me up? 👽

Good luck with getting your publicly posted posts that you voluntarily put on the public internet protected by public servants. I'm sure it will be their highest priority. Especially now when there are no other crimes or criminals left in the US.

Yep, here we are.

Probably more like a, "I did not have sex with that woman," thing. At least Bill was kinda fun and not fugly. And knew how to run an economy while significantly shrinking the beuaracracy.

Okay, okay, I get it! We are tiny and insignificant! But we sure look good from that far away!

Maybe some life form would be willing to take in a couple of refugees?

"Everything. Else. Is. A. Galaxy." Wow. That's some serious perspective. 🤯😎

We're keeping him, right?