greedyundead.bsky.social
@greedyundead.bsky.social
By stealing your stuff and running away like a scamp?
February 1, 2026 at 2:11 AM
So if you’re gonna make stuff like this for them, make it out of thicker wood so it’ll last longer and they can keep their chompers healthy while providing material for their nest?
January 27, 2026 at 11:35 PM
The books or the badges?
January 27, 2026 at 11:32 PM
So why would a typical Syrian hamster destroy a custom set? Are they destructive or just very aggressive with stuff?
January 27, 2026 at 11:26 PM
“Being unreasonable” implies that she’s reasonable from time to time.
January 27, 2026 at 11:17 PM
I do hope we get to see the mother get some attention in the future…
January 25, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Why is that avocado seed looking at me?!
January 25, 2026 at 1:35 AM
What was the question and the answer?
January 14, 2026 at 1:30 PM
“How am I supposed to conduct experiments of an arcane and unethical nature when the salves and reagents I need, not to mention the lab equipment costs more than the house I’m using?!”
*falls dramatically onto a satin couch as a patchwork humanoid creation tosses a blanket over them…
January 4, 2026 at 4:49 PM
But she kind of did? Not like it was gonna come out either way…
December 30, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Where did you get this fantastic piece?!
December 26, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Well I’m doomed. Good to know.
December 22, 2025 at 3:01 AM
And that dress has slits on the sides all the way up to her waist to show off her amazing legs
December 20, 2025 at 3:04 AM
You sure you didn’t just scrape a bunch off your clothes after he climbs all over you?
December 10, 2025 at 1:32 AM
You have both a sassy cottonball and a Gucci chihuahua?! Which is the better behaved?
December 10, 2025 at 1:25 AM
“Feed me servant! I have gone a day without treats and have begun to wither! I require copious amounts of snacks and food immediately!”
December 5, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Damn Drace even I felt that, ouch. Completely accurate though.
November 17, 2025 at 3:03 AM
My coworker told me about that today at work…
November 16, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Will you carve carrots and such into tiny wooden spears for him?
November 15, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I think it’d be really cute/funny if the robot was designed around several monster fucker kinks (size difference, height difference, can easily pick up other person, fingers that turn into tentacles etc) but the story is just a cute wholesome story with no real spiciness.
November 15, 2025 at 1:02 PM
What’s their name? Or what would you name them?
November 14, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Bullied by what exactly?
November 3, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Oh Great and Powerful Chicken Overlord please stop making such delightful things now that I’m gainfully employed and making quite a bit of overtime money…the temptations are too great…though the pins are cute…
November 3, 2025 at 2:50 PM