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I'm here to talk about games, computers, and sometimes other things as well
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Photo of a gray rainy sky taken over the top of a hilly green suburban neighborhood at around sunrise
November 20, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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Spoofed Windows 98-looking WinRAR registration dialog window. Title says "Please purchase FALUABA license" and the text in the window says "Please note that Feeling a Little Uppity About Being Alive is not free software. After a 400 day trial period you must either buy a license or remove it from your computer."
November 20, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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Spoofed still of a live news report showing a map of the US without any state borders just labeled "OHIO". Chyron at the bottom says "BREAKING NEWS: OHIO TOOK OVER AMERICA. OH GOD OH FUCK THEY'RE GETTING STRONGER, SAYS CANADA"
November 20, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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black and red duotone photo of three trees standing in a row taken on a sunny day under the canopy of another tree
November 20, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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Spoof of the final two panels of the comic book Watchmen. The first panel shows a hand reaching toward a pile of papers and a blue journal titled "BLUESKY" with a speech bubble that says "It is time to log on." The second panel is a black box with white text that says "Feeling a little uppity about being alive. — greeble" above a clock showing midnight.
November 19, 2025 at 6:41 AM
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It is time to log on
Panel from the Watchmen comic showing Ozymandias sitting in a chair petting his lynx while staring at a big wall of TV screens saying "Just me and the world."
November 19, 2025 at 6:36 AM
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Photo of a sky full of white clouds with a diamond-shaped gap revealing blue sky taken over the tops of trees and shrubs on a sunny day
November 18, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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2-panel "Dimitri Finds Out" meme format. Shows a lady holding a microphone interviewing a guy in a night club. Spoofed subtitles show him saying: The club is bumping, I just logged on, I'm feeling a little uppity about being alive. There is much pain in the world, but not in this room.
November 18, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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A Body Kun artist reference mannequin checking the bottom of its shoe as if having stepped in something. The mannequin is labeled “ME” and the crap on the bottom of their foot is labeled “THAT POST”​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​
November 17, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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Photo of a cloudy drizzly sky taken over the top of a hilly green suburban neighborhood at around sunrise with a commercial rooftop in the foreground
November 17, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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Meme from Reddit that shows a screenshot of the buy phase in Valorant labeled "Before peeking mid" and then someone opening TikTok on their phone labeled "After peeking mid"
November 16, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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Spoofed Fireworks.AI login page blurb. Shows a blurry colorful background with text on top that says: Transform Your Business with Feeling a Little Uppity About Being Alive Build magical FALUABA experiences after logging on the fastest and most reliable FALUABA platform.
November 16, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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Happy #SlopSaturday!
November 15, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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Photo of clouds in a blue sky taken over the tops of trees
November 15, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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Photo of white clouds in a blue sky taken over the tops of trees on a sunny day
November 14, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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2-panel comic showing a man at a podium labeled with the Competitive indicator in the Valorant multiplayer menu talking to a crowd. The crowd has a bunch of Valorant Duelist agents in it. The man at the podium asks “who wants to instalock duelist?” and everybody raises their hands. Then he asks “who wants to fill smokes?” and nobody does
November 14, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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“Mother Ignoring Kid Drowning In A Pool” meme format. Shows a 2-panel meme. The first panel is a photo of a mother playing with her daughter in a swimming pool as another child near them appears to be struggling in the water. The second panel shows a photo of a skeleton on the sea floor sitting in a chair The mother is labeled “GREEBLE,” her daughter “FEELING A LITTLE UPPITY ABOUT BEING ALIVE,” the struggling child “IT IS TIME TO LOG ON,” and the skeleton “BE THE CHANGE YOU WANT TO SEE IN THE WORLD.”
November 14, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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Photo of three trees standing next to each other in a row taken under a cloudy gray sky and the canopy of another tree with sun shining through the clouds
November 14, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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Four images showing Trent Reznor of Nine Inch Nails on stage talking to the audience at a show with spoofed subtitles. Subtitles say: How are you tonight? Having a good time? Ready to party? Have Fun? Well that was the last guys. Wrong fucking band. We're here to say "feeling a little uppity about being alive." (greeble posting)
November 13, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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Photo of a hazy sky at around sunset taken over the top of a silhouetted maple tree
November 12, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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Yoda from the video game Lego Star Wars: The Complete Saga with a speech bubble implying that he is saying the quoted post
November 12, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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Spoofed memey image of a simple black and white illustration of a head talking with a speech bubble coming out of its mouth. Text inside the head says “It makes me very happy to see you doing well. I really like you as a person and I feel very blessed to have met you and to be able to call you my friend. I hope this is only the beginning of the immeasurably bright future you deserve.” The speech bubble’s text was changed to say “Feeling a little uppity about being alive” Original post: https://bsky.app/profile/legendarium.bsky.social/post/3m4ecs5eu7k2y
November 12, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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Photo of clouds in a blue sky taken over the tops of trees and shrubs late in the morning
November 11, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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Imagine seeing this pop up on your screen while you're in the middle of trying to clutch lol
Snippet of a screenshot of the game Valorant showing the chat window. A player named AAAAAHHHHHHH wrote in all chat... a big ascii art frowny face that fills up the whole window
November 11, 2025 at 8:57 AM
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Edit of the "I am a genius! Oh no!" Gundam meme, a 2-panel meme of stills from a Gundam anime. The panels were reversed so that the first shows a closeup of a panicked pilot in a cockpit, and the second shows them celebrating. Text was changed to say "I am feeling a little uppity!" and then "About being alive!"
November 11, 2025 at 5:56 AM