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Great Metal Satan
@greatmetalsatan.bsky.social
It’s is I, the grate mettle seighton

High-ranking lord of metal hell. Really in my feelings rn
Pinned
✔️Phone
✔️keys
✔️wallet
✔️this ass

I’m ready to have consensual homosexual sex with this whole goddam planet
Everyone knows that if you die in a dream you’re still sleeping in the real world but you get a huge boaner that lasts for like three hours
March 31, 2024 at 2:12 PM
My dicks broken. Piss is coming out of it in different directions. Forked-piss dick. Might have to sit down from now on 😔
February 1, 2024 at 3:18 PM
@raventhon.com now try being obsessed with these human-scale nuts
December 28, 2023 at 10:39 PM
The king of balls
December 28, 2023 at 10:38 PM
Eating ass at a sex party is inconsiderate to all the other people there

Once you eat ass, your face belongs to that ass for the rest of the night
December 4, 2023 at 3:54 PM
I’ve been thinking about all the people in my life who didn’t choose me and I’m coming to the conclusion that they all seriously fucked up
September 8, 2023 at 8:56 PM
I think these pants are too tight. They shoved my dick back in so far that when I went to pee it looked like I was uncircumcised for a second there. Spooky
September 6, 2023 at 9:25 PM
Mfw when I pee into the toilet full of blue cleaner and it turns green:

Ah, the wonders of color science. Newton would be proud
September 5, 2023 at 4:29 PM
✔️Phone
✔️keys
✔️wallet
✔️this ass

I’m ready to have consensual homosexual sex with this whole goddam planet
September 5, 2023 at 1:52 AM