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Oh no it’s going to be about how Scrooge might be a bit of a bastard but people need to keep talking with each other and how the entirety of London shouldn’t have shunned Scrooge to begin with.
Johnny Depp will reportedly play Ebenezer Scrooge in Ti West’s EBENEZER: A CHRISTMAS CAROL, with Andrea Riseborough (Possessor) also attached to star in the film.
‘Ebenezer: A Christmas Carol’ – Ti West Directing Dickens Tale With Johnny Depp as Scrooge
While Robert Eggers plans his own dark take on A Christmas Carol starring Willem Dafoe, Deadline reports that Ti West (X, Pearl, MaXXXine) is taking his own crack at the classic tale. Johnny Depp will...
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October 24, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Oh no it’s going to be about how Scrooge might be a bit of a bastard but people need to keep talking with each other and how the entirety of London shouldn’t have shunned Scrooge to begin with.
The first national ejaculation champion seems surprised to take home the gold. “I never expected to come this far”
September 7, 2025 at 8:30 AM
The first national ejaculation champion seems surprised to take home the gold. “I never expected to come this far”
I used to think that the girl in ‘All That She Wants’ was constantly trying to get pregnant. You know, to get another baby. Every nine months back in the club.
July 20, 2025 at 6:59 AM
I used to think that the girl in ‘All That She Wants’ was constantly trying to get pregnant. You know, to get another baby. Every nine months back in the club.
One must imagine Sisyphus furious at minute imperfections only he finds on his boulders
July 8, 2025 at 8:45 AM
One must imagine Sisyphus furious at minute imperfections only he finds on his boulders
Carly Simon’s ‘You’re so Vain’ was written by Carly Simon and released in 1972. It reached number one in 1973, and it just doesn’t make sense. Because I was born more than a decade later, and I’m pretty sure that song is about me.
March 9, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Carly Simon’s ‘You’re so Vain’ was written by Carly Simon and released in 1972. It reached number one in 1973, and it just doesn’t make sense. Because I was born more than a decade later, and I’m pretty sure that song is about me.