GreatestGrifter
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GreatestGrifter
@greatessgrifter.bsky.social
Wonderful, he believes he is a "Wizard". There's an old cartoon, "Tooter the Turtle" 1960's. Always in trouble attempting things too tough 4 him to solve, Tooter would call out to the magical Mr. Wizard; "Help Mr. Wizard, Help!" Now I'm screaming help! "Trizzle Trazzle Time for This OZ to Go Home."
October 29, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I hope every young child asks, "Mommy, why are those mad workers destroying our house? "You told me it was ours! "I'm sorry but a fascist person is the reason" "Mommy, what's a fascist? "May you never find out, child"
"Our House is A Very Fine House" CSN&Y
Must make it a fine house again!
October 22, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Sorry folks, they're not the real plans. Trump is "soliciting" both McDonald's & Burger King to be put in place of the E. Wing. Reminding the bidders, you don't want to be on the losing side. He's leaning to BK because of the Crown, King, & the logo, as he loves to tell whoppers. Coke & Pepsi next?
October 22, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Could it possibly be a flesh eating bacteria in his hands? Growing concern in Fla. They would probably die eating just one little bitty bite of this whatever you want to call him! Perhaps an injection of bleach is in order as a precaution.
August 26, 2025 at 9:08 PM
CooCoo!
August 20, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Picture Teddy Roosevelt attending tomorrow's meeting along with President Zelensky & European leaders. Our fearless cowardly Commander in Thief would crap his pants! No immediate cease fire, no deal! Go Mr. President, Go Ukraine! Remember the big bad-ass stick.
August 17, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I began stockpiling when tariffs were announced. I paid 71.88 for a pack of 6 @ 11.98 ea. from Amazon. Exp. Dates 12/26.Today, the same item sells for $106.35 @ $17.73. Difference of 5.75 ea. If my math is correct(?) translates to a 48% increase since the beginning of May. Have a 1.5 yr. supply.
August 4, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Since he continues to dig his own grave, can someone please give this man a bigger shovel so we can be rid of him sooner than later! Keep poking him about Epstein & he'll keep blabbering his mouth. Like the old saying, "loose lips sink ships"
July 28, 2025 at 8:28 PM
There's so much BS Spreading distractions by the cowardly republican piss-ants. They are the biggest Shit Spreaders the likes no one has ever seen before. Must not allow the Shitheads to benefit from their "BS spreading machine". "Don't Bullshit on Me!" (in leu of Tread). Go eat your own BS & die.
July 22, 2025 at 10:57 PM
"I'll take Big Bird propaganda over Fascist propaganda any day, you communist traitor! Speaking of common sense, yours has been obliterated. Thomas Paine would slap you on the side of your face. Hope you choke on a Iowan corn dog!" Angrily, Oscar the Grouch

Sorry kids.
July 18, 2025 at 3:22 PM
GM Bluesky, Fledgling Great Blue Heron trying to figure figuring out how to fish! Carpe Diem everyone!
July 17, 2025 at 10:59 AM
July 17, 2025 at 10:44 AM
July 4, 1776 - What am I celebrating? What may your thoughts?
June 30, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Trump recently posted angrily that he has yet to be awarded the Nobel Peace Prize. To appease the petulant man baby, Nobel Committee has created a new category & will cast Trump as its 1st winner. He won a unanimous vote.

Introducing the "Nobel Piece of Shit Prize"!
June 22, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Wonder how many G.I. Joe dolls he received for his birthday. Oh, that's right, he said children should only have two dolls. My bad!
June 16, 2025 at 8:05 PM
This was Louis Armstrong's vision of America! .
June 9, 2025 at 11:49 AM
The Navy is renaming all its Destroyers to honor Trump. Fitting for what he's doing to the America.
June 4, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Rumors say Musk sired 14 children so his DNA could live on. Reminds me of the movie, "The Boys From Brazil". It's about Dr. J. Mengele's attempt to clone Hitler. Nazi hunters revealed there were 13 sets of 2 lookalike boys w/pale skin, dark hair & blue eyes. I don't want to reveal the entire movie.
June 2, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Nubble Lighthouse 1879, York, Me, is an American icon. While taking a pic, a bald eagle arrived. This is the America I want back! When you yell Trump, the eagle takes a dump(joke) as he knows that Trump doesn't give a shit about him & the flag of the USA. So the eagle doth protest by his droppings!
May 28, 2025 at 4:24 PM
How about a skit about Trump's tariff fiasco. Soon, he'll reprise the original game show "Let's Make a Deal!" Trump will play the role of Monty Hall as he begs for any country for one. So much 4 "I make the Deals" as he trades away the country. Go PM Carney, 4 taking a 2 min penalty 4 elbowing, eh?
May 6, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Breaking News! Negotiations for today's 1st trade deal have apparently fallen through. When DJT asked if he were the King of the world, the penguins laughingly answered, GO FISH! We lost trillions on the best trade deal ever. As the saying goes " A fish rots from the head."
May 1, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Rumor has it Trump's coming out with a sequel to "The Art of the Deal".

Title is: "The Art of Fleecing the American People, a grifters must read"
Chapter 1 "It began with his father and grandfather"

Feel free to add chapters or come up w/a cover.
April 30, 2025 at 8:03 PM
"I Don't Care if it Rains or Freezes
As Long as I Have my Orange Jesus
Riding on the Dashboard of my Car" Ernie Marrs - 1964
Sorry Mr. Marrs for changing "plastic" with "Orange".
The Devil made me do it!
April 24, 2025 at 2:01 PM
CNN; "Dow tumbles more than 1,000 points and dollar hits three-year low as Trump continues to bash Fed Chair Powell"
Once again, our deranged Prez is looking for a lifeline from Powell. Let him drown in his stupidity! Glad I transferred my IRA & other investments to my bank. WS is too manipulated!
April 21, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Oh Karoliar, It's Holy week & I've noticed you haven't been wearing your cross necklace. I think this one would be most fitting for you to worship as you follow your false God.
April 15, 2025 at 7:58 PM