Never wore white clothes, so I don’t have to worry about Labor Day.

Pumpkin Spice Beer is the SuperTramp of beers.

I know a guy with five ex wives. I was like hey isn’t one of those enough?

I don’t get Baltimore. “We have crabs” isn’t exactly a selling point.

So many waste time cutting and seasoning potatoes. Just boil them whole and eat them.

LAMP is the best jam band happening now they are gonna overtake Goose.