Spending $2 on a vending machine item and that item getting stuck in said machine has to be one of the cheapest forms of emotional pain available.

If you can't hold feet with your friends, are you actually friends?

I don't know why people claim that waking up earlier than most people makes you more productive. My coffee is going to take at least 4 hours to kick in, and by then I could have just gotten a decent rest.

I realized my car would be super lootable in a post apocalyptic game.

+3 oil
+3 antifreeze
+1 energy drink
+4 cloth
+2 scrap metal
+3 water
+1 small battery