Captain Canuck 🇨🇦
@greasyswede.bsky.social
🇨🇦 Steelworker (retired). Grandfather. Proud Canadian, sarcastic, curmudgeon, constantly pissed off at idiots. I have more power tools than any person should ever own.The Honey-do list never gets smaller. NEVER 51ST STATE.
As a Canadian, I often sneek cattle across the border when I cross to do some shopping 🙄 Customs never,ever asks me if I have live cattle in my vehicle 🤪
November 17, 2025 at 7:59 PM
As a Canadian, I often sneek cattle across the border when I cross to do some shopping 🙄 Customs never,ever asks me if I have live cattle in my vehicle 🤪
I often pack cattle 🐄 in my luggage 🧳 when I go to visit 🇺🇸
November 17, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I often pack cattle 🐄 in my luggage 🧳 when I go to visit 🇺🇸
Back at ya Mango Moron... it sounds like your statement was describing you to a T.
November 16, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Back at ya Mango Moron... it sounds like your statement was describing you to a T.
He's oozing with empathy and compassion 🙄
November 15, 2025 at 11:41 PM
He's oozing with empathy and compassion 🙄
Scott Jennings is a lying sycophantic moron 🙄
November 15, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Scott Jennings is a lying sycophantic moron 🙄
Let's just lock them both up and throw away the key... just to be safe.
November 15, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Let's just lock them both up and throw away the key... just to be safe.
Pedodent Donnie Dumbass has never met a stupid statement he wouldn't say out loud.
November 15, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Pedodent Donnie Dumbass has never met a stupid statement he wouldn't say out loud.
Thinking... that not getting Pedodent Dump's endorsement is a good thing.
November 15, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Thinking... that not getting Pedodent Dump's endorsement is a good thing.
...another industry moving to Canada 🇨🇦
November 15, 2025 at 6:40 PM
...another industry moving to Canada 🇨🇦
Some rats will wait too long to get off a sinking ship and will go down in the maelstrom with the Pedodent.
November 15, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Some rats will wait too long to get off a sinking ship and will go down in the maelstrom with the Pedodent.
Impeachment and a wood chipper 🤔
November 15, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Impeachment and a wood chipper 🤔
Those aren't women... those are assholes.
November 15, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Those aren't women... those are assholes.
You and Hillary 😜
November 15, 2025 at 4:57 PM
You and Hillary 😜
In a pinch, a stump grinder will also do the job...
November 15, 2025 at 4:55 PM
In a pinch, a stump grinder will also do the job...
