Part 1 of my Valentine’s Day Card Series! Starting with the 97th Academy Awards most snubbed movie — Challengers ❤️🎾

Had an incredibly vivid dream this morning that Alan Cumming was trying to sell me a Subaru Baja ?

You haven’t truly experienced Rochester, NY until you’ve had to brush the snow off of your entire car 3x in one night out

If you’re at the gym and all you do is sit on the only ab destroyer machine and scroll on your phone, I think, legally, a chute should open underneath you Wallace and Grommet style and dump you into the parking lot

*rubs hands together in a conniving nature* time to be a menace on here 🥰

I gave it a full 60 days, the iOS 18 photos app is certified ass