G.R. Cooper
@grcooper.bsky.social
Game/Sim designer (Kesmai, EA, AOL, etc.) & Science Fiction author (GR Cooper):
"Solid world building and great action filled space battles." - GeekBytesPodcast
"Solid world building and great action filled space battles." - GeekBytesPodcast
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G.R. Cooper
@grcooper.bsky.social
· Nov 17
I am just a machine that turns alcohol into sarcasm.
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Let’s be clear: Donald Trump isn’t smart. He’s a free rider on national decline, a by-product of decades of inattention to how the republic was eroding. We took the American promise for granted, and now we just might lose it if all of us don’t get off the couch and take a stand.
June 30, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Let’s be clear: Donald Trump isn’t smart. He’s a free rider on national decline, a by-product of decades of inattention to how the republic was eroding. We took the American promise for granted, and now we just might lose it if all of us don’t get off the couch and take a stand.
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How deep into the spectrum does Elon have to be to not recognize that he’s being setup to be the fall guy for whatever gigantic double decker bus Trump decides to throw him under when he needs a rating boost?
February 5, 2025 at 2:14 PM
How deep into the spectrum does Elon have to be to not recognize that he’s being setup to be the fall guy for whatever gigantic double decker bus Trump decides to throw him under when he needs a rating boost?
Hugh Hefner became a multi millionaire, surrounded by beautiful women, all while lounging in bed all day writing in his pajamas.
I think I picked the wrong pajamas.
I think I picked the wrong pajamas.
February 8, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Hugh Hefner became a multi millionaire, surrounded by beautiful women, all while lounging in bed all day writing in his pajamas.
I think I picked the wrong pajamas.
I think I picked the wrong pajamas.
George Lucas didn’t write “So this is how liberty dies. With thunderous applause” because he was a prophet; he wrote it because he knew history.
February 7, 2025 at 8:39 PM
George Lucas didn’t write “So this is how liberty dies. With thunderous applause” because he was a prophet; he wrote it because he knew history.
How deep into the spectrum does Elon have to be to not recognize that he’s being setup to be the fall guy for whatever gigantic double decker bus Trump decides to throw him under when he needs a rating boost?
February 5, 2025 at 2:14 PM
How deep into the spectrum does Elon have to be to not recognize that he’s being setup to be the fall guy for whatever gigantic double decker bus Trump decides to throw him under when he needs a rating boost?
I dream of living in a world where a chicken can cross the road without having its motivation questioned.
January 31, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I dream of living in a world where a chicken can cross the road without having its motivation questioned.
In order to try to kickstart back into #writing I’ve taken the job as the caretaker of a mountain lodge while it’s shut down for the winter.
Hopefully being alone and having no distractions will allow me to focus on work and no play.
Hopefully being alone and having no distractions will allow me to focus on work and no play.
January 29, 2025 at 7:29 PM
In order to try to kickstart back into #writing I’ve taken the job as the caretaker of a mountain lodge while it’s shut down for the winter.
Hopefully being alone and having no distractions will allow me to focus on work and no play.
Hopefully being alone and having no distractions will allow me to focus on work and no play.
Would love to meet a woman with viable eggs.
By viable I mean edible and by eggs I mean chicken.
By viable I mean edible and by eggs I mean chicken.
January 28, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Would love to meet a woman with viable eggs.
By viable I mean edible and by eggs I mean chicken.
By viable I mean edible and by eggs I mean chicken.
Dry January has been really rough. Chapped lips, crusty skin, getting routinely shocked to shit by static electricity. Nasty.
Good thing I’ve got booze.
Good thing I’ve got booze.
January 27, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Dry January has been really rough. Chapped lips, crusty skin, getting routinely shocked to shit by static electricity. Nasty.
Good thing I’ve got booze.
Good thing I’ve got booze.
Rapidly rising to number one reason I want a time machine, to watch the next season of Silo …
January 18, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Rapidly rising to number one reason I want a time machine, to watch the next season of Silo …
If the “mute” button on French remote controls doesn’t say “mime”, I’m going to be sad.
January 17, 2025 at 1:14 PM
If the “mute” button on French remote controls doesn’t say “mime”, I’m going to be sad.
And now I’m really sad that Bob Ueker was never in a David Lynch movie
January 16, 2025 at 6:56 PM
And now I’m really sad that Bob Ueker was never in a David Lynch movie
Don’t take drugs.
I’m looking at you, DEA.
I’m looking at you, DEA.
January 15, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Don’t take drugs.
I’m looking at you, DEA.
I’m looking at you, DEA.
I read that Humans and Dolphins are the only animals that have sex for fun.
Human females I’m attracted to are the only animals that withold sex for fun
Human females I’m attracted to are the only animals that withold sex for fun
January 14, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I read that Humans and Dolphins are the only animals that have sex for fun.
Human females I’m attracted to are the only animals that withold sex for fun
Human females I’m attracted to are the only animals that withold sex for fun
Maybe I’m a couple of decades late to the party, but did anyone ever mention to The Flaming Lips that if she uses Vaseline, she uses petroleum “jelly”?
#GenX
#GenX
January 13, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Maybe I’m a couple of decades late to the party, but did anyone ever mention to The Flaming Lips that if she uses Vaseline, she uses petroleum “jelly”?
#GenX
#GenX
If their tagline isn’t “Incel Inside” their marketing team needs to commit seppuku
I Can’t Stop Laughing At The $175,000 Girlfriend Robot From CES
God bless you, CES. God bless you, Aria.
www.thegamer.com
January 12, 2025 at 5:28 PM
If their tagline isn’t “Incel Inside” their marketing team needs to commit seppuku
Is there a word for the point where the need to pee overcomes the need to stay under a stack of warm flannel sheets?
There needs to be a word for that.
It needs to be 4 letters.
#writing
There needs to be a word for that.
It needs to be 4 letters.
#writing
January 9, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Is there a word for the point where the need to pee overcomes the need to stay under a stack of warm flannel sheets?
There needs to be a word for that.
It needs to be 4 letters.
#writing
There needs to be a word for that.
It needs to be 4 letters.
#writing
Just learned that I live exactly one (1) “Baba O’Reilly” plus one (1) “Roadhouse Blues” plus one (1) “Come Together” away from the grocery store.
Not sure what I’ll do with this information.
Not sure what I’ll do with this information.
January 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Just learned that I live exactly one (1) “Baba O’Reilly” plus one (1) “Roadhouse Blues” plus one (1) “Come Together” away from the grocery store.
Not sure what I’ll do with this information.
Not sure what I’ll do with this information.
I don’t want to die a horrible, violent death, but if I had to choose: grizzly bear.
January 7, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I don’t want to die a horrible, violent death, but if I had to choose: grizzly bear.
I’m the polar opposite of the DoorDash dependents.
I will drive 10 minutes (uphill, both ways) to pick up a pizza. I don’t even call ahead, I order at the restaurant and wait.
#GenX
I will drive 10 minutes (uphill, both ways) to pick up a pizza. I don’t even call ahead, I order at the restaurant and wait.
#GenX
January 5, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I’m the polar opposite of the DoorDash dependents.
I will drive 10 minutes (uphill, both ways) to pick up a pizza. I don’t even call ahead, I order at the restaurant and wait.
#GenX
I will drive 10 minutes (uphill, both ways) to pick up a pizza. I don’t even call ahead, I order at the restaurant and wait.
#GenX