tp: of course her name is hope
July 3, 2025 at 3:58 PM
tp: of course her name is hope
tp: “you’re famous. yeah, i guess i am” what are we doing here
July 3, 2025 at 3:46 PM
tp: “you’re famous. yeah, i guess i am” what are we doing here
tp: is there a less parental figure than costner
July 3, 2025 at 3:28 PM
tp: is there a less parental figure than costner
tp: yall what the fuck is this timeline
July 3, 2025 at 3:07 PM
tp: yall what the fuck is this timeline
tp: WAIT is there a real postal service
July 3, 2025 at 3:03 PM
tp: WAIT is there a real postal service
tp: throwing this back on, but who am i kidding it’s all gonna be background
July 3, 2025 at 3:03 PM
tp: throwing this back on, but who am i kidding it’s all gonna be background
tp: i’m halfway through, but i’ve gotta get on with the rest of my day, i’ll pick it up tomorrow (probably)
July 2, 2025 at 6:04 PM
tp: i’m halfway through, but i’ve gotta get on with the rest of my day, i’ll pick it up tomorrow (probably)
tp: one of these guys looks a little like my uncle who is a postman
July 2, 2025 at 6:00 PM
tp: one of these guys looks a little like my uncle who is a postman
tp: “new capital is based in minneapolis” okayyyy midwest
July 2, 2025 at 5:58 PM
tp: “new capital is based in minneapolis” okayyyy midwest
tp: another costner movie where women don’t have rights, what a surprise
July 2, 2025 at 5:52 PM
tp: another costner movie where women don’t have rights, what a surprise
tp: oh no they’re burning the american flag oh no
July 2, 2025 at 5:50 PM
tp: oh no they’re burning the american flag oh no
tp: pour one out for the guy that had to score this long ass film
July 2, 2025 at 5:47 PM
tp: pour one out for the guy that had to score this long ass film
to: i cannot believe they’re singing america the beautiful to him
July 2, 2025 at 5:46 PM
to: i cannot believe they’re singing america the beautiful to him
tp: this girl is so gorgeous and can do so much better than costner
July 2, 2025 at 5:41 PM
tp: this girl is so gorgeous and can do so much better than costner
tp: an hour in and i want to be done
July 2, 2025 at 5:28 PM
tp: an hour in and i want to be done
tp: “do you have good semen…i’m only asking because i want you to get me pregnant”
i fully had to put my phone down and take a lap
i fully had to put my phone down and take a lap
July 2, 2025 at 5:25 PM
tp: “do you have good semen…i’m only asking because i want you to get me pregnant”
i fully had to put my phone down and take a lap
i fully had to put my phone down and take a lap
tp: the tone of this film is all over the place. first they’re berating costner’s character about his knowledge of the government, next they’re line dancing to a song that sounds like it’s straight from the lorax
July 2, 2025 at 5:23 PM
tp: the tone of this film is all over the place. first they’re berating costner’s character about his knowledge of the government, next they’re line dancing to a song that sounds like it’s straight from the lorax
tp: yep there’s the lion 😑
July 2, 2025 at 5:07 PM
tp: yep there’s the lion 😑
tp: i fear i’m supposed to care about this character death, but i simply don’t care about any of these characters
July 2, 2025 at 5:06 PM
tp: i fear i’m supposed to care about this character death, but i simply don’t care about any of these characters
tp: devastating that i can’t 1.25x this film
July 2, 2025 at 5:00 PM
tp: devastating that i can’t 1.25x this film
tp: it’s exhausting how they’re just telling us everything instead of showing it
July 2, 2025 at 4:59 PM
tp: it’s exhausting how they’re just telling us everything instead of showing it
tp: ANOTHER FULL THROATED SLUR??????
July 2, 2025 at 4:53 PM
tp: ANOTHER FULL THROATED SLUR??????