Andy Westmoreland
grbrit.bsky.social
Andy Westmoreland
@grbrit.bsky.social
Aspiring Bon Vivant, Jolly Existentialist, Frontend Code Monkey, Curry Connoisseur, Live Music Lover, Gardener, Renovator, Atheist, Progressive, Expat (🇬🇧→🇺🇸) Yorkshireperson, He/Him.
What are the chances that in the latest episodes of both Poker Face and Law and Order Organized Crime characters are drinking this same beer. Beer which I'm 99% certain is a made up brand prop based on the Schlitz logo because I can't find any reference to it anywhere!

Just call me Eagle Eye 😉
May 22, 2025 at 1:59 AM
My package being in the continental divide sounds a bit vague, but I suppose it's better than the Marianas Trench 🤷
May 21, 2025 at 3:57 PM
The "Save for Later" icon in @menards-store.bsky.social 's cart is a floppy disc. Possibly even a 5" one! Can't help wondering if this means anything at all to anyone under 40 😄
May 5, 2025 at 7:17 PM
This is why you should always hire trusted professionals; that's clearly not a good foundation for a storage building.
April 21, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Ah, yes. Of course. I see it now. That's the stem of the pumpkin?
March 18, 2025 at 11:03 PM
You'd be surprised, AllState: my expectations are pretty low, so...
February 27, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Yeah, I'll get right on that!
February 19, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Documenting the process of navigating a flaky application for my colleagues. Is creative technical writing a thing?
February 18, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Loved seeing random beardo enjoying himself so much at The Dirty Nil tonight. I related so hard to headbanging the glasses off the face.
February 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
... but who's counting?
February 5, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Sometimes I checkout GovDeals to see what's out there. Apparently the only things currently available in my region are a fire truck and an animal bike basket, but at least one of those seems like a great deal! www.govdeals.com/asset/121/11...
February 4, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Sven's dinner time is around 4:30pm, so he gets up around noon, takes a nap, then gives me the stink eye for a couple of hours. After dinner he'll typically take a nap before turning in for the night.
February 3, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Keeping one eye on squirrel friend eating dinner 🐿️🌽
January 27, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Sleepy owl friend basking in the last rays of the day🦉
January 27, 2025 at 2:32 AM
today's t-shirt choice is on point according to @npr.org
January 13, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Nature Valley Crunchy: I am breakfast, bringer of crumbs. Nothing makes more mess than I!

Kind Healthy Grains: Hold my beer!
October 31, 2024 at 6:56 PM
Connected my stove to the WiFi, and now it has demands!
October 30, 2024 at 8:03 PM
Discovering this wide mouth tub was life changing! I can eat it with a spoon if I want!
October 29, 2024 at 12:38 AM
This was the push notification I received that made me think "Good idea!" and then was unable to do so 🤦
October 27, 2024 at 6:01 PM
This is the dumbest thing I've ever seen on an appliance. To remote start my oven, I have to first turn a physical knob on the device.

It's not a separate button, it's the main button used to turn the oven on/off, so you need to remember to set it every time you're done using the oven.

LG ThinQ
October 27, 2024 at 5:59 PM
I'm trying this for the first year with a couple of habaneros, but I was worried about them getting too much light to go dormant. I have them in a basement with high windows, but I partially covered them with a box to minimize exposure.
October 27, 2024 at 3:41 PM
Me: These 12oz mugs are the perfect size for me. I'll get some more.

Amazon:
October 16, 2024 at 8:15 PM
I see this setting defaulted to off.
October 15, 2024 at 9:06 PM
A well-written article ends with this refreshing take on voting for "the lesser of too evils" www.freep.com/story/opinio...
October 15, 2024 at 4:47 PM
Coworkers are slacking.
October 15, 2024 at 10:58 AM