Gray’s Garden
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I would gladly return to the Alsace, the Rheinland, the Scotland or Ireland of my forbears rather than live under despotic subjugation here in the US.
December 16, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I would gladly return to the Alsace, the Rheinland, the Scotland or Ireland of my forbears rather than live under despotic subjugation here in the US.
The correct follow-up from
The press would be, “You are such a fucking liar!” Seriously, what’s it gonna take.
The press would be, “You are such a fucking liar!” Seriously, what’s it gonna take.
December 16, 2025 at 11:32 PM
The correct follow-up from
The press would be, “You are such a fucking liar!” Seriously, what’s it gonna take.
The press would be, “You are such a fucking liar!” Seriously, what’s it gonna take.
Call it bad spelling and call it a day.
December 16, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Call it bad spelling and call it a day.
I think his supporters genuinely hate themselves and/or do not know what self respect is.
December 16, 2025 at 1:14 PM
I think his supporters genuinely hate themselves and/or do not know what self respect is.
Zip-a-dee doo dah.
December 11, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Zip-a-dee doo dah.
Pepperidge farm remembers Michelle Obama being pilloried for suggesting kids eat better and move more
December 11, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Pepperidge farm remembers Michelle Obama being pilloried for suggesting kids eat better and move more
Why not comic sans?
December 10, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Why not comic sans?
Is this a CA thing? WTF are people doing out there?
December 9, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Is this a CA thing? WTF are people doing out there?
So it’s all gonna be held in Jacksonville FL? Good luck with that tho; mayor is a democrat.
December 5, 2025 at 5:51 PM
So it’s all gonna be held in Jacksonville FL? Good luck with that tho; mayor is a democrat.
Can’t wait for leaded gasoline and lawn darts.
December 4, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Can’t wait for leaded gasoline and lawn darts.
You won’t see them and there will be no consequences ever. This fucking country, I swear to god.
December 3, 2025 at 11:18 PM
You won’t see them and there will be no consequences ever. This fucking country, I swear to god.
Bring back that SNL skit with the manic guy who lights army men on fire
December 2, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Bring back that SNL skit with the manic guy who lights army men on fire
I’m radicalized by peacock having the lamest float in the Macy’s parade
November 30, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I’m radicalized by peacock having the lamest float in the Macy’s parade
He’ll keep doing this until someone hits him repeatedly with a rolled up newspaper, metaphorically speaking.
November 28, 2025 at 4:47 PM
He’ll keep doing this until someone hits him repeatedly with a rolled up newspaper, metaphorically speaking.
Why do these people keep asking him stupid open ended questions ? Why do we have journalism schools? Why feed the idiot narrative?
November 28, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Why do these people keep asking him stupid open ended questions ? Why do we have journalism schools? Why feed the idiot narrative?
South America stole our name, dammit!
November 27, 2025 at 6:31 PM
South America stole our name, dammit!
I like to dress up a bit when I fly, cause who knows when Julia Roberts is going to appear, but since I’m not a nannying conservative I don’t expect everyone to be like me.
November 25, 2025 at 1:14 PM
I like to dress up a bit when I fly, cause who knows when Julia Roberts is going to appear, but since I’m not a nannying conservative I don’t expect everyone to be like me.
Easy there, Kenneth. We’ve only just finished Episode
One of the last one. Take a break
One of the last one. Take a break
November 25, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Easy there, Kenneth. We’ve only just finished Episode
One of the last one. Take a break
One of the last one. Take a break
Why do we as a society suffer that publication to continue publishing
November 20, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Why do we as a society suffer that publication to continue publishing
I know we like to laugh at this, but it probably seems like a smug ‘gotcha’ for a lot of people who never learned that our numerals are already Arabic. Like when I used to mispronounce Dvorak without the “zsch” sound simply because I’d never heard it said before. Loomer’s still incompetent though.
November 20, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I know we like to laugh at this, but it probably seems like a smug ‘gotcha’ for a lot of people who never learned that our numerals are already Arabic. Like when I used to mispronounce Dvorak without the “zsch” sound simply because I’d never heard it said before. Loomer’s still incompetent though.
In that case it’s essential that every journalist do it, every time.
November 20, 2025 at 12:11 AM
In that case it’s essential that every journalist do it, every time.
Why are these reporters always so unprepared for his ad hominem attacks? We’ve been doing this going on 12 years now. Maybe say, “it’s my fucking job as a member of the press to be insubordinate.” Would that be so difficult?
November 20, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Why are these reporters always so unprepared for his ad hominem attacks? We’ve been doing this going on 12 years now. Maybe say, “it’s my fucking job as a member of the press to be insubordinate.” Would that be so difficult?
Correct. The entire point.
November 19, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Correct. The entire point.
Whoever snaps first and lets him have it verbally to his face is going to get their own damn TV show and One Billion Dollars.
November 19, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Whoever snaps first and lets him have it verbally to his face is going to get their own damn TV show and One Billion Dollars.
I still don’t understand why nobody has bludgeoned that guy with a microphone or clipboard at times like that, or at the very least berated him. For all the coarseness of American culture, we may have a bit too much civility.
November 19, 2025 at 12:58 PM
I still don’t understand why nobody has bludgeoned that guy with a microphone or clipboard at times like that, or at the very least berated him. For all the coarseness of American culture, we may have a bit too much civility.