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Lana Banana
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لا ملوك
You, too.
February 5, 2026 at 8:08 AM
These are gorgeous!
January 29, 2026 at 5:45 PM
I would bet that’s vodka.
January 28, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Too far away from what? Dude was just in Europe.
January 26, 2026 at 4:49 AM
Fern
January 22, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Says the man in Nazi drag 🙄
January 20, 2026 at 9:48 PM
The Moron Monarch
January 17, 2026 at 6:03 AM
Sickening bully 🤬
January 16, 2026 at 1:52 AM
🤭😂🤣
December 25, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Why not use liposuction fat? Donor can consent. No necrosis.
December 20, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I like to think it was malicious compliance.
December 19, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Helen Slater is 62. This dude would be first in line to drag her if she suited up in 2025.
December 16, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Wow! Thank you!
December 12, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Fern took a good, hard nap on my lap, then woke up and couldn’t remember the year or where she was (apparently).
December 11, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Reposted by Lana Banana
I’m going to take the risk of being entirely sincere on social media
One of the primary responsibilities of a leader is to guide a nation to its better instincts and bring out the best in its citizens
This man does the exact opposite
Reading the words of those who defend him is to see people lowered
December 10, 2025 at 6:04 AM
The people behind him don’t look that into it either.
December 10, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Gross
December 10, 2025 at 12:31 AM
“Maybe. But at least I’m not going to hell.”
December 8, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Well… He’s wrong.
December 7, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Fern
December 5, 2025 at 3:17 AM