Everyone in my house is on their feet. 4 year old included.
February 9, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Everyone in my house is on their feet. 4 year old included.
Let me run into him connecting through DFW.
January 27, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Let me run into him connecting through DFW.
Cheers from down south.
January 25, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Cheers from down south.
If the crane is still there…
January 21, 2026 at 11:57 PM
If the crane is still there…
Jack Daniels! This looks like my freshman dorm room at LSU.
January 13, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Jack Daniels! This looks like my freshman dorm room at LSU.
I’d have to ask Adams: “between you and me, where do you actually live?”
January 13, 2026 at 11:19 PM
I’d have to ask Adams: “between you and me, where do you actually live?”
You know this blackjack dealer was absolutely whoopin his ass too.
January 13, 2026 at 12:25 AM
You know this blackjack dealer was absolutely whoopin his ass too.
January 12, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Really need to see that photog’s shot.
January 11, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Really need to see that photog’s shot.
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This, from 2013(!), is inspirational.
This, from 2013(!), is inspirational.
When You're Feeling Low, Just Remember I'll Be Dead In About 15 Or 20 Years
My friends, everybody has their down days, and during these long winter months it is especially easy to succumb to the doldrums and find yourself in a bit of a funk. But not to fear! I have a simple t...
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January 11, 2026 at 8:04 PM
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This, from 2013(!), is inspirational.
This, from 2013(!), is inspirational.
Reluctantly, go birds.
January 10, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Reluctantly, go birds.
This is the ticket. Flip a coin for who is at the top.
January 9, 2026 at 11:59 PM
This is the ticket. Flip a coin for who is at the top.