Quit my job! Twisted my ankle. Never a dull moment here, I fear.

Man w/clipboard: You look like you want to save some bees!
Me: Nooo, no, not me, the bee community hates me.
Man: 🤨

My anxiety levels are to the point where I’m contemplating going for runs.

My 7yr old neighbor is a peeping tom - looks through our screen door to see if Orbit(my dog) is around so he can play outside with him.

One time I was really drunk at a show and I told this guy we followed each other on instagram and he said no we didn’t. I said yes we did. Then I took a step back and gave him an up and down, realized I had no idea who he was… anyway now he always pops up on my “People You May Know” 😭😭

My biggest nightmare is when guys think that I have a crush on them (9.5/10, I don’t!!)

I hope I gain enough good karma in this life so that in my next life I’ll have a stomach of steel.

I’m really just a girl, GOING THROUGH IT

Took my phone off do not disturb for a few minutes, NOPE, not the life for me. #dndlife