mr. baby
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she/they. just here to gork in my shorts.
i’m like if an uncle was a boat but the boat had tits
December 10, 2025 at 8:20 PM
i’m like if an uncle was a boat but the boat had tits
one of our faculty members just came into the office and told me i’m autistic
May 13, 2025 at 8:16 PM
one of our faculty members just came into the office and told me i’m autistic
turns out “faggy” is a playable word in wordle
May 8, 2025 at 6:20 PM
turns out “faggy” is a playable word in wordle
practically begging fanfiction writers to learn the difference between prone and supine
April 28, 2025 at 12:53 AM
practically begging fanfiction writers to learn the difference between prone and supine
i’m gonna thumb your slit when i say this,
April 22, 2025 at 5:35 AM
i’m gonna thumb your slit when i say this,
me every time i walk into my bathroom and see my bidet
April 11, 2025 at 4:26 AM
me every time i walk into my bathroom and see my bidet
if you don’t have a lung-rattling cough and a blaring car alarm they actually don’t let you on the ferry
April 7, 2025 at 7:15 PM
if you don’t have a lung-rattling cough and a blaring car alarm they actually don’t let you on the ferry
someone on the bus smelled like bedroom of my old best friend who i haven’t spoken to in seven years, 4 dead 8 wounded
April 4, 2025 at 12:37 AM
someone on the bus smelled like bedroom of my old best friend who i haven’t spoken to in seven years, 4 dead 8 wounded
what most people fail to realize is that yellowjackets is a comedy
March 28, 2025 at 5:38 PM
what most people fail to realize is that yellowjackets is a comedy
honkin is a gateway drug to tonkin
March 26, 2025 at 8:19 PM
honkin is a gateway drug to tonkin
forgot to pack a babybell in my lunch and i literally burst into tears
March 25, 2025 at 7:17 PM
forgot to pack a babybell in my lunch and i literally burst into tears
back on my newsreader bullshit and anna torv….. the woman you are….
March 19, 2025 at 2:00 AM
back on my newsreader bullshit and anna torv….. the woman you are….
YES MA’AM! YES I DO! YOU’RE WELCOME!
March 14, 2025 at 12:09 AM
YES MA’AM! YES I DO! YOU’RE WELCOME!
been awake for 28 hours and just hallucinated someone knocking on my door. saturday nite babey.
March 9, 2025 at 3:14 AM
been awake for 28 hours and just hallucinated someone knocking on my door. saturday nite babey.
me: i’m super chill all the time
also me: [5.5 hours before my flight] ok better head to the airport!
also me: [5.5 hours before my flight] ok better head to the airport!
March 8, 2025 at 2:23 AM
me: i’m super chill all the time
also me: [5.5 hours before my flight] ok better head to the airport!
also me: [5.5 hours before my flight] ok better head to the airport!
just ate gyoza with green tea salt on them and i was so hungry and they fucked so severely that i didn’t even take a picture. AND 12 of those bitches were $9. i love it here.
March 4, 2025 at 11:21 AM
just ate gyoza with green tea salt on them and i was so hungry and they fucked so severely that i didn’t even take a picture. AND 12 of those bitches were $9. i love it here.
this is my fifth and final night at this hotel in osaka and i only just figured out now that i have a heating unit in my room. i’ve just been freezing my ass off in here this whole time for no reason.
March 4, 2025 at 7:35 AM
this is my fifth and final night at this hotel in osaka and i only just figured out now that i have a heating unit in my room. i’ve just been freezing my ass off in here this whole time for no reason.
a 7-11 tuna mayonnaise onigiri is something that can be so personal
March 3, 2025 at 7:58 AM
a 7-11 tuna mayonnaise onigiri is something that can be so personal
being in japan won’t stop me from having my annual cry to scott and tessa’s 2018 pyongchang moulin rouge medley
March 2, 2025 at 11:01 AM
being in japan won’t stop me from having my annual cry to scott and tessa’s 2018 pyongchang moulin rouge medley
not to sound like an earnest tourist but seeing mt fuji with your own eyes is truly some profound shit. top 10 life experience so far and i’m being deadass about that.
February 26, 2025 at 8:58 AM
not to sound like an earnest tourist but seeing mt fuji with your own eyes is truly some profound shit. top 10 life experience so far and i’m being deadass about that.
got on the correct train at the correct time at the busiest train station in japan i am a GOD i can do ANYTHING
February 25, 2025 at 11:23 PM
got on the correct train at the correct time at the busiest train station in japan i am a GOD i can do ANYTHING
at the airport and was getting my water bottle out of my backpack to fill it up and a man quite literally shoved me out of the way and started filling his bottle up. hello? can anyone hear me?
February 22, 2025 at 3:53 PM
at the airport and was getting my water bottle out of my backpack to fill it up and a man quite literally shoved me out of the way and started filling his bottle up. hello? can anyone hear me?
wouldn’t be a car ride with cohen in vancouver without us harmonizing sean paul
February 22, 2025 at 12:45 AM
wouldn’t be a car ride with cohen in vancouver without us harmonizing sean paul
cheating on your husband with a different version of your husband is soooooo camp thank you severance i love you severance
February 21, 2025 at 6:08 AM
cheating on your husband with a different version of your husband is soooooo camp thank you severance i love you severance
just had to explain to a PhD student that 0.25 of an hour equals 15 minutes
February 19, 2025 at 10:06 PM
just had to explain to a PhD student that 0.25 of an hour equals 15 minutes