Clint Conley
@gravyboots.bsky.social
Unrepentant consumer of oxygen. Intentional underachiever.
Step 1: Create a new weapons manufacturing company
Step 2: Design a missile called OEDIPUS
Step 3: Profit
Step 2: Design a missile called OEDIPUS
Step 3: Profit
November 30, 2024 at 6:23 PM
Step 1: Create a new weapons manufacturing company
Step 2: Design a missile called OEDIPUS
Step 3: Profit
Step 2: Design a missile called OEDIPUS
Step 3: Profit
He can't have mine anyway. I have already pressured cooked it to a slurry of random molecules that is currently simmering on the stove until it becomes bouillon.
November 30, 2024 at 6:12 PM
He can't have mine anyway. I have already pressured cooked it to a slurry of random molecules that is currently simmering on the stove until it becomes bouillon.
But did they buy the "Don't burn me alive" software subscription option?
November 28, 2024 at 4:59 AM
But did they buy the "Don't burn me alive" software subscription option?
Em all the way. I've seen 8 Mile.
November 5, 2024 at 12:41 PM
Em all the way. I've seen 8 Mile.
I feel that this is a good time to express that I, for one, welcome my robot babysitter overlords. Just wanted to have that on file for the singularity.
October 11, 2024 at 7:12 PM
I feel that this is a good time to express that I, for one, welcome my robot babysitter overlords. Just wanted to have that on file for the singularity.
In their defense, fact-checking Vance runs the risk of having a conversation with him and that always ends up awkward or creepy.
September 28, 2024 at 11:35 PM
In their defense, fact-checking Vance runs the risk of having a conversation with him and that always ends up awkward or creepy.
In the "cruelty is a feature, not a bug" version of the GOP acts of animal abuse are quick ways to establish bona fides. There's probably a place on the application to list them.
September 24, 2024 at 6:40 PM
In the "cruelty is a feature, not a bug" version of the GOP acts of animal abuse are quick ways to establish bona fides. There's probably a place on the application to list them.
I see that Operation Let Them Talk is progressing according to plan.
September 24, 2024 at 6:29 PM
I see that Operation Let Them Talk is progressing according to plan.
I'll pass, I've heard that Mars ain't the kind of place to raise a kid.
September 23, 2024 at 10:02 PM
I'll pass, I've heard that Mars ain't the kind of place to raise a kid.
Loophole: genitals is plural. Just use one.
January 26, 2024 at 6:10 PM
Loophole: genitals is plural. Just use one.
I agree, any timeline that contains a living Rush Limbaugh is worse regardless of what he is spewing.
January 12, 2024 at 4:21 AM
I agree, any timeline that contains a living Rush Limbaugh is worse regardless of what he is spewing.
I'm assuming Dick Cheney wrote the curriculum for this class
January 1, 2024 at 4:46 AM
I'm assuming Dick Cheney wrote the curriculum for this class