Dan Grau
@grauwl.bsky.social
In alphabetical order: blacksmith, cat-dad, curler, engineer, father, husband, rock climber
Lol, The West Wing had an episode that pointed out the immense shortcomings of the poverty level calculation in *2001*
November 26, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Lol, The West Wing had an episode that pointed out the immense shortcomings of the poverty level calculation in *2001*
Boy, you're in that thanksgiving prep *deep*
November 25, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Boy, you're in that thanksgiving prep *deep*
Dude, mine straight up will randomly run into the kitchen, open the freezer himself, grab an ice cube, close the freezer, then just come back slurpin on that thing.
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Dude, mine straight up will randomly run into the kitchen, open the freezer himself, grab an ice cube, close the freezer, then just come back slurpin on that thing.
Thank goodness, I don't know how we'd ever tell what room that was without a sign!
November 5, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Thank goodness, I don't know how we'd ever tell what room that was without a sign!
Wow, this is dumb. But also we've been actively befriending crows for the past several months.
November 3, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Wow, this is dumb. But also we've been actively befriending crows for the past several months.
It's true. This man has no dick.
November 1, 2025 at 6:13 AM
It's true. This man has no dick.
Having even rudimentary knowledge of German compound words, I am not at all surprised.
September 19, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Having even rudimentary knowledge of German compound words, I am not at all surprised.
Though this would kinda be like it came out that said friend actually did orchestrate 9/11 😂
September 10, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Though this would kinda be like it came out that said friend actually did orchestrate 9/11 😂
That reminds me, we gotta go hang out at the loyal legion and watch planes with the boys sometime.
August 13, 2025 at 11:03 PM
That reminds me, we gotta go hang out at the loyal legion and watch planes with the boys sometime.
You can't negotiate with terrorists.
July 26, 2025 at 1:34 PM
You can't negotiate with terrorists.
Yeah, tomatoes in containers are really difficult in most regions, unless you're doing like hydroponics
July 14, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Yeah, tomatoes in containers are really difficult in most regions, unless you're doing like hydroponics
He just pointed the hose at me and yelled, "Time for a dada wash! Run in it!"
June 17, 2025 at 1:21 AM
He just pointed the hose at me and yelled, "Time for a dada wash! Run in it!"
"There's so many blueberries in me!"
June 5, 2025 at 2:00 AM
"There's so many blueberries in me!"
Today he said to nobody, "You can't go to the farmer's market. You're not a farmer!"
June 1, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Today he said to nobody, "You can't go to the farmer's market. You're not a farmer!"
Sloppy Joe becomes the uberfood, being a stew sandwich
May 29, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Sloppy Joe becomes the uberfood, being a stew sandwich