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Graphei
@graphei.bsky.social
I wake up in the morning and think, “Again?!”

Code by day. Write by night. Scuba all the time.
November 25, 2025 at 12:07 PM
my tour guide on the sacred island of Delos
November 20, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Penzeys Spices going harder than WaPo and NYT combined.
November 14, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I just made the stooooooopdist bacon butty.

thiccccccccQ cut bacon
homemade bread
HP Sauce
November 5, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I have no clue how this crappy only child ended up with the best little sis (and nibling-in-law) in the world, but here we are.

Flowers and Peanut M&Ms (because peanut m&ms are for editing)
October 20, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Chaos Magic.
August 4, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Spent a few hours with these lovely ladies
June 29, 2025 at 11:58 AM
**incoherent screaming**
June 28, 2025 at 11:51 AM
His name is Freddie the Flat Fuck
June 13, 2025 at 1:44 PM
What in the cinnamon toast fuck is this? I need a Facebook account to prove my identity? I haven't had a Facebook account in over 6+ years.
June 12, 2025 at 11:12 PM
June 7, 2025 at 1:55 PM
You're with your brother again. Love you, Lily PutPut Chirpy Cat.
April 12, 2025 at 12:19 AM
It was a good day.
March 27, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Absolutely not.
March 12, 2025 at 1:10 PM
March 6, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I need this in my life. I just do.
February 22, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Still one of my favorite interactions from Animal Crossing.
February 6, 2025 at 2:58 PM
It just showed up. Poor thing was lost and needed a good home. #divesky
January 8, 2025 at 1:23 AM
December 19, 2024 at 1:17 AM
December 9, 2024 at 2:33 AM
Holiday cheer.
December 9, 2024 at 12:52 AM
happiness is a Christmas tree
December 3, 2024 at 2:05 AM
Bringing home work is a bit different now.
November 24, 2024 at 8:10 PM
November 22, 2024 at 3:47 PM
🥰
December 20, 2023 at 9:24 PM