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Graphei
@graphei.bsky.social
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I wake up in the morning and think, “Again?!”

Code by day. Write by night. Scuba all the time.
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an enormous cookie covered with mini M&Ms
November 25, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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my tour guide on the sacred island of Delos
November 20, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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Penzeys Spices going harder than WaPo and NYT combined.
an ad from Penzey's Spices: Special Edition, Release the Files TsarDust spice blend. It's labeled Russian Style Seasoning, but seasoning is crossed out and the phrase "cover up" is super imposed. Off to the side it says, "It's never been a Nothing Burger!"
November 14, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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I just made the stooooooopdist bacon butty.

thiccccccccQ cut bacon
homemade bread
HP Sauce
two pans of very thick cut bacon frying homemade bacon butty sandwich with a bottle of HP Sauce
November 5, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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I have no clue how this crappy only child ended up with the best little sis (and nibling-in-law) in the world, but here we are.

Flowers and Peanut M&Ms (because peanut m&ms are for editing)
A photo of a bowl of peanut M&Ms and a vase of blue hydrangeas and sunflowers next to a statue of Medusa holding the head of Perseus.
October 20, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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Chaos Magic.
A blurry picture of a black and white cat turning his face away from a sofa cushion. The text above reads, "Obviously, he's not in his carrier where he should be. Should have named him Houdini."
August 4, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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Spent a few hours with these lovely ladies
The Caryatids at the Acropolis Museum in Athens, Greece The stele known as Pensive Athena
June 29, 2025 at 11:58 AM
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**incoherent screaming**
June 28, 2025 at 11:51 AM
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His name is Freddie the Flat Fuck
June 13, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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What in the cinnamon toast fuck is this? I need a Facebook account to prove my identity? I haven't had a Facebook account in over 6+ years.
A screenshot of a class action claim form from Aldana v GameStop Inc, that includes the text "Proof of Facebook account" in order to file a claim.
June 12, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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@scoiattolo.mountainherder.xyz was this you?
a screenshot of a CLI utility named toml-bombadil
June 7, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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You're with your brother again. Love you, Lily PutPut Chirpy Cat.
Two young cats sitting side by side looking at a squirrel out the window. A kitten posing for a photo A cat curled up in a fruit basket cat napping.
April 12, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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It was a good day.
mozz sticks topped with caviar
March 27, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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Absolutely not.
Screenshot of an email from NYU-Langone Health announcing a new way for patients to check in to medical appointments with Amazon One.
March 12, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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A two panel comic featuring Dexter, from Dexter's Laboratory, and swooning girls. The top panel one of the girls says, "Say it again, France." The bottom, Dexter leans in and says "Un bouffon sous kétamine" (A buffoon on ketamine).
March 6, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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I need this in my life. I just do.
A cartoon black cat holding two pistols surrounded by the phrase "PEW PEW MADAFAKAS!"
February 22, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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Still one of my favorite interactions from Animal Crossing.
A still from Animal Crossing: New Horizons between my character and Wilbur the pilot. He says, "Trainwreck chocolate pie is reporting tango table tennis is a go. Do you require assistance? Over."
February 6, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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It just showed up. Poor thing was lost and needed a good home. #divesky
A picture of a Dive Rite CX3 light in its case. This light is meant for scuba diving.
January 8, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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white snowflake lights dangle from trees at the entrance to the Brooklyn Botanical Garden on a rainy night
December 19, 2024 at 1:17 AM
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December 9, 2024 at 2:33 AM
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Holiday cheer.
December 9, 2024 at 12:52 AM
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happiness is a Christmas tree
December 3, 2024 at 2:05 AM
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Bringing home work is a bit different now.
Arthur Morgan on Horseback, Red Dead Redemption 2
November 24, 2024 at 8:10 PM
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Bugs Bunny in a tuxedo with the text, I wish all a very merry Andrew Tate got hacked day
November 22, 2024 at 3:47 PM
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🥰
Him: You're an elitist and I appreciate that about you. Me: That's one of the nicest things someone has said to me in a while.
December 20, 2023 at 9:24 PM