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Makes my racist uncle seem a bit less disgusting
November 28, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Makes my racist uncle seem a bit less disgusting
Kind of makes “deplorables” seem quaint
November 28, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Kind of makes “deplorables” seem quaint
And That’s with no time to practice
November 28, 2025 at 4:16 AM
And That’s with no time to practice
Practicing his funeral speech
November 28, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Practicing his funeral speech
If you lie with a constant smile on your face magically what you say is true. He’s disgusting
November 26, 2025 at 3:26 AM
If you lie with a constant smile on your face magically what you say is true. He’s disgusting
More deserving than most
November 26, 2025 at 1:23 AM
More deserving than most
Wrong answer
November 24, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Wrong answer
Another Sunday morning fucker
November 23, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Another Sunday morning fucker
Hey Bill, I’m not a parent. I’m a teacher. I read and use the website for myself, my students and as a resource during conversations with parents. You fucked up and are trying to cover your ass because you want to be re-elected. You’re a disgrace for confirming RFK. We all knew it when you did it.
November 23, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Hey Bill, I’m not a parent. I’m a teacher. I read and use the website for myself, my students and as a resource during conversations with parents. You fucked up and are trying to cover your ass because you want to be re-elected. You’re a disgrace for confirming RFK. We all knew it when you did it.
From the Russian Fall Collection
November 23, 2025 at 5:21 AM
From the Russian Fall Collection
Mike Pence with lactation
November 21, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Mike Pence with lactation
Who deserves a payout for the government, this guy or the perennially aggrieved Lindsey Graham?
November 21, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Who deserves a payout for the government, this guy or the perennially aggrieved Lindsey Graham?
The MAL pool flooded the storage room vibes
November 20, 2025 at 7:50 PM
The MAL pool flooded the storage room vibes
But she’s so pretty
November 17, 2025 at 8:59 PM
But she’s so pretty
Which surprises almost no one
November 16, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Which surprises almost no one
We pay their fucking salaries
November 15, 2025 at 4:48 AM
We pay their fucking salaries
You beat me to it
November 15, 2025 at 4:46 AM
You beat me to it
Not a MTG fan but she has bigger balls than the rest of them. Not stupid after all. Smart to see the writing on wall and bail
November 15, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Not a MTG fan but she has bigger balls than the rest of them. Not stupid after all. Smart to see the writing on wall and bail
Not like we’re wishing for that
November 14, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Not like we’re wishing for that
And it was on my Bingo card
November 14, 2025 at 12:39 AM
And it was on my Bingo card
Hoping someone broke into the liquor cabinet
November 14, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Hoping someone broke into the liquor cabinet
He’s going to invade Venezuelan
November 13, 2025 at 2:00 AM
He’s going to invade Venezuelan
And…….scene
November 12, 2025 at 8:59 PM
And…….scene
I stood out in the rain in a frog suit for hours FOR THIS?????
November 10, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I stood out in the rain in a frog suit for hours FOR THIS?????