Grant Spatchcock’s Gourmet Pizza
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Grant Spatchcock’s Gourmet Pizza
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If you’re thinking gourmet pizza, think Grant Spatchcock gourmet pizza

the brainchild of Get This (Tony Martin, Richard Marsland and Ed Kavalee with possible involvement by Rob Sitch)
Dijon mustard, that's from like France
April 12, 2025 at 7:55 AM
gourmet cheese like.. like Kraft Swiss but y'know, not as orange
April 12, 2025 at 7:54 AM
other gourmet shit.. you know like..beetroot.. and umm..tiramisu
January 31, 2025 at 9:38 AM
bloody capers and sh** like that
January 20, 2025 at 8:44 AM
it’s got like, bloody umm…I dunno, feta cheese
December 9, 2024 at 8:43 AM
we got a tapenade.. I dunno what it f**** does
December 9, 2024 at 8:40 AM
We got Thousand Island dressing, but it’s the gourmet version. Maybe it’s got a few more f*ckin’ islands in there, I dunno. I just skol it. I just go: chuck us some of that thousand island shit mate, I’m gonna knock that back
November 17, 2024 at 11:46 AM
We got rocket, we got heaps of that shit, mate
November 17, 2024 at 11:42 AM