Grant Maurer
@grantmaurer.bsky.social
he/they ○ bi ○ Eat the Rich ○ Yankees, Giants, Rangers ○ Scapegoats Ultimate alum
Did they do a Monsters version of it too?
December 9, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Did they do a Monsters version of it too?
I'm sure that Mark Gastineau will find a way to be weird and annoying about it anyway.
December 7, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I'm sure that Mark Gastineau will find a way to be weird and annoying about it anyway.
Im praying for a Houston-Seattle Super Bowl. It'd be the most entertaining 12-10 game ever played
December 7, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Im praying for a Houston-Seattle Super Bowl. It'd be the most entertaining 12-10 game ever played
So much of football would be improved with vibes based rulings
December 7, 2025 at 7:06 PM
So much of football would be improved with vibes based rulings
Understandable, but we'll be expecting another star's worth of runtime for each day's delay.
I shudder to imagine what the length on an 8-star runtime would be
I shudder to imagine what the length on an 8-star runtime would be
November 14, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Understandable, but we'll be expecting another star's worth of runtime for each day's delay.
I shudder to imagine what the length on an 8-star runtime would be
I shudder to imagine what the length on an 8-star runtime would be
I meant I'd assume you're on your second page for each team?
October 28, 2025 at 6:41 AM
I meant I'd assume you're on your second page for each team?
Sportsnet broadcast is saying it'll be Ben Rortvedt, really hope thats the case if we go to the 18th
October 28, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Sportsnet broadcast is saying it'll be Ben Rortvedt, really hope thats the case if we go to the 18th
Really need this game to reach the 18th so we can see Ben Rortvedt pitch in a World Series
October 28, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Really need this game to reach the 18th so we can see Ben Rortvedt pitch in a World Series
Im really entertained by its inability to decide if this is in 1st or 3rd person
October 24, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Im really entertained by its inability to decide if this is in 1st or 3rd person
Look, I dont know if and when youll ever return to the Clone Wars, but Jaxson Dart should be brought in if you ever get to Season 7
October 10, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Look, I dont know if and when youll ever return to the Clone Wars, but Jaxson Dart should be brought in if you ever get to Season 7
Ngl this is kinda huge. It's my partner's birthday, and this way I won't have to be constantly checking the score throughout dinner.
October 2, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Ngl this is kinda huge. It's my partner's birthday, and this way I won't have to be constantly checking the score throughout dinner.
My dad has weighed in on this:
September 30, 2025 at 10:53 PM
My dad has weighed in on this:
Vegas? I'm sure there's a few good restaurants and all, but Vegas just doesn't really have a culture of its own to have a distinct cuisine
September 22, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Vegas? I'm sure there's a few good restaurants and all, but Vegas just doesn't really have a culture of its own to have a distinct cuisine
Berman's not as mumbly, he just takes a little too long nowadays on his bits like "the Rrrrrrrraiderrrrrsss" or "He. Could. Go. All. The. Way." By the time he finishes those, he's behind.
September 22, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Berman's not as mumbly, he just takes a little too long nowadays on his bits like "the Rrrrrrrraiderrrrrsss" or "He. Could. Go. All. The. Way." By the time he finishes those, he's behind.
Does he? If you stood him next to Will Levis and gave me two guesses who was who, im still not sure I could guess correctly.
September 15, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Does he? If you stood him next to Will Levis and gave me two guesses who was who, im still not sure I could guess correctly.
He's the YES Network version of Ernie Johnson
August 31, 2025 at 7:49 PM
He's the YES Network version of Ernie Johnson
One last Woj-bomb for the ages obviously
August 30, 2025 at 3:47 PM
One last Woj-bomb for the ages obviously
I'm fairly confident the BBWAA will roundly reject Trump here. I may usually hate the Writers, but they're also some of the most stubborn SoBs to ever exist and really don't like being told how to handle the Hall of Fame.
August 24, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I'm fairly confident the BBWAA will roundly reject Trump here. I may usually hate the Writers, but they're also some of the most stubborn SoBs to ever exist and really don't like being told how to handle the Hall of Fame.
Nah because the Yankees have had a pretty bad last 15 years, whereas Raytheon has been putting up nonstop numbers ever since the beginning of the War on Terror.
July 26, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Nah because the Yankees have had a pretty bad last 15 years, whereas Raytheon has been putting up nonstop numbers ever since the beginning of the War on Terror.
Yep okay this is the thing thats gonna get me to finally subscribe to the patreon
July 17, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Yep okay this is the thing thats gonna get me to finally subscribe to the patreon
Yeah posting a 4000 word essay on why you won't make a video about a thing is just so insane.
And thats if you put aside the metric ton of apathy in her statement, bc why does she care enough to make such a long post abt why she thinks making a video abt the genocide in Gaza would be pointless?
And thats if you put aside the metric ton of apathy in her statement, bc why does she care enough to make such a long post abt why she thinks making a video abt the genocide in Gaza would be pointless?
July 10, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Yeah posting a 4000 word essay on why you won't make a video about a thing is just so insane.
And thats if you put aside the metric ton of apathy in her statement, bc why does she care enough to make such a long post abt why she thinks making a video abt the genocide in Gaza would be pointless?
And thats if you put aside the metric ton of apathy in her statement, bc why does she care enough to make such a long post abt why she thinks making a video abt the genocide in Gaza would be pointless?
My dad is breaking out his projector for a backyard screening tomorrow night. Hopefully that ones big enough!
July 3, 2025 at 12:42 AM
My dad is breaking out his projector for a backyard screening tomorrow night. Hopefully that ones big enough!