Grant
@grantl1971.bsky.social
All the meth heads in my town are all excited as it's only one more sleep until Chrismas.
December 20, 2025 at 11:36 AM
All the meth heads in my town are all excited as it's only one more sleep until Chrismas.
Not to downplay this terrible incident, but it wouldn't even make the top 5 in Gippsland.
December 18, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Not to downplay this terrible incident, but it wouldn't even make the top 5 in Gippsland.
You probably forgot to think the commands in Russian.
December 17, 2025 at 1:27 AM
You probably forgot to think the commands in Russian.
Every time he opens his gob he's speaking in tongues.
December 16, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Every time he opens his gob he's speaking in tongues.
When one sticky situation leads to another sticky situation.
December 16, 2025 at 11:39 AM
When one sticky situation leads to another sticky situation.
Carrot Top playing Judge Holden is pretty fucking funny.
December 15, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Carrot Top playing Judge Holden is pretty fucking funny.
A remake of Come and See, with Pee Wee Herman as the lead character and the Nazis played by the Teletubbies.
December 15, 2025 at 2:08 PM
A remake of Come and See, with Pee Wee Herman as the lead character and the Nazis played by the Teletubbies.
Chewbacca was widely acclaimed as being the Placido Domingo of Kashyyyk.
December 15, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Chewbacca was widely acclaimed as being the Placido Domingo of Kashyyyk.
They've dropped the ball by not placing this article on realestate.com.au
December 15, 2025 at 9:48 AM
They've dropped the ball by not placing this article on realestate.com.au
Sometimes when you're one-upped to a level that approaches high art you just have to acknowledge it. Brilliant.
December 14, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Sometimes when you're one-upped to a level that approaches high art you just have to acknowledge it. Brilliant.
On the upside, you won't have to pay to get your arsehole bleached in the forseeable future.
December 13, 2025 at 12:07 PM
On the upside, you won't have to pay to get your arsehole bleached in the forseeable future.
In Oz they sell donated items for massively inflated $.
When I was young, 2 older work colleagues refused to donate to the salvos at the pub. Their reasoning was the moralising Salvos fought hard to keep 6 o'clock closing, so were total hypocrites seeking donations in pubs, let alone after 6pm.
When I was young, 2 older work colleagues refused to donate to the salvos at the pub. Their reasoning was the moralising Salvos fought hard to keep 6 o'clock closing, so were total hypocrites seeking donations in pubs, let alone after 6pm.
December 13, 2025 at 12:36 AM
In Oz they sell donated items for massively inflated $.
When I was young, 2 older work colleagues refused to donate to the salvos at the pub. Their reasoning was the moralising Salvos fought hard to keep 6 o'clock closing, so were total hypocrites seeking donations in pubs, let alone after 6pm.
When I was young, 2 older work colleagues refused to donate to the salvos at the pub. Their reasoning was the moralising Salvos fought hard to keep 6 o'clock closing, so were total hypocrites seeking donations in pubs, let alone after 6pm.
When he carks it they could donate his body to science fiction.
December 10, 2025 at 8:18 AM
When he carks it they could donate his body to science fiction.
How much damage did the band Bondi Cigars cause?
December 8, 2025 at 5:18 AM
How much damage did the band Bondi Cigars cause?
The only English she needed was "Jeffrey tell me make fuck with you, Donald".
December 6, 2025 at 11:02 PM
The only English she needed was "Jeffrey tell me make fuck with you, Donald".
Going by that photo he may have been there to "clean ze pool".
December 6, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Going by that photo he may have been there to "clean ze pool".
First one rings a bell, Mantula. Wooden chassis or frame IIRC. That will no doubt send me down a google rabbit hole.
December 5, 2025 at 10:53 AM
First one rings a bell, Mantula. Wooden chassis or frame IIRC. That will no doubt send me down a google rabbit hole.
2/2 workmate (who experienced PTSD over this, reckoned there was a hole in the engine cowling you'd fit your head in) walks off the plane with Barry Crocker. He says to Crocker "What would have Bazza Mckenzie done in this situation?"
Crocker replies "He'd have cracked a cool tube". What a legend 😎
Crocker replies "He'd have cracked a cool tube". What a legend 😎
December 5, 2025 at 5:07 AM
2/2 workmate (who experienced PTSD over this, reckoned there was a hole in the engine cowling you'd fit your head in) walks off the plane with Barry Crocker. He says to Crocker "What would have Bazza Mckenzie done in this situation?"
Crocker replies "He'd have cracked a cool tube". What a legend 😎
Crocker replies "He'd have cracked a cool tube". What a legend 😎
1/2 Also had a work colleague fly to Sydney. Crocker was on the plane. They are out over Bendigo when there's an huge bang and the pilot goes "one of the engines has just experienced a catastrophic failure, we are turning around". Plane lands, fire trucks everywhere...
December 5, 2025 at 5:01 AM
1/2 Also had a work colleague fly to Sydney. Crocker was on the plane. They are out over Bendigo when there's an huge bang and the pilot goes "one of the engines has just experienced a catastrophic failure, we are turning around". Plane lands, fire trucks everywhere...
Marcos?
Dad was a pro cyclist. He was racing at Coburg velodrome & was all switched on for the final race of the night, the Aces motor paced. Not just for the $$, but the winner got a gold watch presented BY BARRY CROCKER. The race was a farce for lotsa reasons, Dad got 3rd. He's still shitty on it
Dad was a pro cyclist. He was racing at Coburg velodrome & was all switched on for the final race of the night, the Aces motor paced. Not just for the $$, but the winner got a gold watch presented BY BARRY CROCKER. The race was a farce for lotsa reasons, Dad got 3rd. He's still shitty on it
December 5, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Marcos?
Dad was a pro cyclist. He was racing at Coburg velodrome & was all switched on for the final race of the night, the Aces motor paced. Not just for the $$, but the winner got a gold watch presented BY BARRY CROCKER. The race was a farce for lotsa reasons, Dad got 3rd. He's still shitty on it
Dad was a pro cyclist. He was racing at Coburg velodrome & was all switched on for the final race of the night, the Aces motor paced. Not just for the $$, but the winner got a gold watch presented BY BARRY CROCKER. The race was a farce for lotsa reasons, Dad got 3rd. He's still shitty on it
I got a bit emotional reading those parts of the book when he was fighting in Italy. Terrifying.
December 4, 2025 at 10:20 AM
I got a bit emotional reading those parts of the book when he was fighting in Italy. Terrifying.
There used to be one in Adelaide. Ok, it was a bit shit, but still…
December 4, 2025 at 10:17 AM
There used to be one in Adelaide. Ok, it was a bit shit, but still…
Alleged to be fond of a bit of porking.
December 4, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Alleged to be fond of a bit of porking.
Saw them in Morwell at The Jam maybe 89-90. They were good. Might have been around the time The Jam was doing $20 all you can drink nights. A brilliant idea where nothing could possibly go wrong.
December 4, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Saw them in Morwell at The Jam maybe 89-90. They were good. Might have been around the time The Jam was doing $20 all you can drink nights. A brilliant idea where nothing could possibly go wrong.
Hitler at a bar mitzvah.
December 2, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Hitler at a bar mitzvah.