@granpagus.bsky.social
Yachtmaster Ocean, master mechanic, loving grandfather, completely broke 😵
Spoken by a real Pro.
December 30, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Spoken by a real Pro.
There's really NOBODY who gives an actual shit.
Trust me.
Trust me.
December 28, 2025 at 8:49 PM
There's really NOBODY who gives an actual shit.
Trust me.
Trust me.
Don't forget that I, grand wizard of ANTIFA, also know who's trying to uncover our deep secret: we have Hugo Chavez's brain, hard wired to the Internet. Hèh hèh hèh...
December 28, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Don't forget that I, grand wizard of ANTIFA, also know who's trying to uncover our deep secret: we have Hugo Chavez's brain, hard wired to the Internet. Hèh hèh hèh...
Deep.
But... *a, not no.
But... *a, not no.
December 22, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Deep.
But... *a, not no.
But... *a, not no.
What kind of claptrap is this?? Totally lunatic hogwash. Care to elaborate?
hogwash.care
December 19, 2025 at 6:18 PM
What kind of claptrap is this?? Totally lunatic hogwash. Care to elaborate?
My sympathy and commiserations.
Good luck 👍
Good luck 👍
December 19, 2025 at 5:55 PM
My sympathy and commiserations.
Good luck 👍
Good luck 👍
You forget that Homo Sapiens is an invasive species also, douche. Go back to Africa and stay there.
December 18, 2025 at 10:45 PM
You forget that Homo Sapiens is an invasive species also, douche. Go back to Africa and stay there.
Dear Maxie,
I never realised you were so powerful.
"I’ve had ENOUGH. I will not be voting newscum and I will drag ALL Of blue down with me. Fuck this"..
YOU, Maxie Canoe, can drag half the population down?
I think in psychiatry there's a word for that.. 🤔🤔
I never realised you were so powerful.
"I’ve had ENOUGH. I will not be voting newscum and I will drag ALL Of blue down with me. Fuck this"..
YOU, Maxie Canoe, can drag half the population down?
I think in psychiatry there's a word for that.. 🤔🤔
December 18, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Dear Maxie,
I never realised you were so powerful.
"I’ve had ENOUGH. I will not be voting newscum and I will drag ALL Of blue down with me. Fuck this"..
YOU, Maxie Canoe, can drag half the population down?
I think in psychiatry there's a word for that.. 🤔🤔
I never realised you were so powerful.
"I’ve had ENOUGH. I will not be voting newscum and I will drag ALL Of blue down with me. Fuck this"..
YOU, Maxie Canoe, can drag half the population down?
I think in psychiatry there's a word for that.. 🤔🤔
Nobody cares Jennifer.
There are two days of Christmas, period.
Two days of Easter.
Same for pentecost.
The rest is bull...
There are two days of Christmas, period.
Two days of Easter.
Same for pentecost.
The rest is bull...
December 16, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Nobody cares Jennifer.
There are two days of Christmas, period.
Two days of Easter.
Same for pentecost.
The rest is bull...
There are two days of Christmas, period.
Two days of Easter.
Same for pentecost.
The rest is bull...
You minced words.
December 15, 2025 at 10:24 PM
You minced words.
It's a hell of a lot worse than 'vile', Anna.
I'm sure you can come up with something more appropriate.
I'm sure you can come up with something more appropriate.
December 15, 2025 at 6:14 PM
It's a hell of a lot worse than 'vile', Anna.
I'm sure you can come up with something more appropriate.
I'm sure you can come up with something more appropriate.
My plan worked. I started singing Wham & Mariah Carry at 16.30 and got sent home immediately 😉😂
December 15, 2025 at 6:00 PM
My plan worked. I started singing Wham & Mariah Carry at 16.30 and got sent home immediately 😉😂
Good tweet Cap'n.
I like the 'nuance' 👍
I like the 'nuance' 👍
December 15, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Good tweet Cap'n.
I like the 'nuance' 👍
I like the 'nuance' 👍
Excellent prank 👌
December 15, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Excellent prank 👌
Eh hmm Darren..
I get it, but do others?
If this was on X you'd get a lot of likes... from maggats
I get it, but do others?
If this was on X you'd get a lot of likes... from maggats
December 14, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Eh hmm Darren..
I get it, but do others?
If this was on X you'd get a lot of likes... from maggats
I get it, but do others?
If this was on X you'd get a lot of likes... from maggats
I've seen steamer ducks in patagonia but wasn't able to 📸 : just an enormous fountain
December 12, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I've seen steamer ducks in patagonia but wasn't able to 📸 : just an enormous fountain
The Life of Brian !!
December 7, 2025 at 10:57 AM
The Life of Brian !!
Is that a sincere question or not?
Cos it sounds like a dare.
As if you know what socialists want...
Don't forget you're a Yank.
Cos it sounds like a dare.
As if you know what socialists want...
Don't forget you're a Yank.
December 3, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Is that a sincere question or not?
Cos it sounds like a dare.
As if you know what socialists want...
Don't forget you're a Yank.
Cos it sounds like a dare.
As if you know what socialists want...
Don't forget you're a Yank.
We knew what was up the moment he resigned.
He's a man of honor.
He got unlawful orders and refused. 🏅
He's a man of honor.
He got unlawful orders and refused. 🏅
December 3, 2025 at 6:18 PM
We knew what was up the moment he resigned.
He's a man of honor.
He got unlawful orders and refused. 🏅
He's a man of honor.
He got unlawful orders and refused. 🏅
Loooser.
You just come here looking for a fight.
You'll get no traction.
Go suck benny Johnson's mushroom 🍄
You just come here looking for a fight.
You'll get no traction.
Go suck benny Johnson's mushroom 🍄
December 2, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Loooser.
You just come here looking for a fight.
You'll get no traction.
Go suck benny Johnson's mushroom 🍄
You just come here looking for a fight.
You'll get no traction.
Go suck benny Johnson's mushroom 🍄
This is not about women!
Evil is just that, no gender.
Evil is just that, no gender.
December 2, 2025 at 8:01 AM
This is not about women!
Evil is just that, no gender.
Evil is just that, no gender.
...some asshat reposting libs of ticktok has an opinion??
Sorry shitface, most people here have actual brains.
Sorry shitface, most people here have actual brains.
December 1, 2025 at 6:35 PM
...some asshat reposting libs of ticktok has an opinion??
Sorry shitface, most people here have actual brains.
Sorry shitface, most people here have actual brains.