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MyBoiScout
@granolagrl.bsky.social
Nervous Government worker obsessed with: Scout (who I actively dislike 93% of every day) memes, toast, Canada, blue states, coffee, Freedom for Palestine, cheese, Ukraine, Sade, Letterboxd & Mr. Darcy.💙🇨🇦 🐈
Instead of watching Saturday Morning cartoons Mom sips coffee cackling while recapping the latest Town Halls. She says if we get another cat she will be named: Town Hall. Our house is gonna be lit! #CatsofBluesky #injunctionjunction #onecathouse #TownHall
March 23, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Mom made two poached eggs today while I only get a fking half can of wet food. Just like Congress her budget doesn’t help the poor……..cat. #CatsofBlueSky #Caturday #CallPeta #SquabbleUp #MeowatDawn
March 22, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Mom bought French sugar cubes and English cookies at the import store. I wanna know where my Canadian cat treats are so I can self soothe. #Caturday #CatsofBlueSky #Hateful8Senators #Squabbleup🇨🇦
March 15, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Scout says that on this #Caturday his nose marking is actively flipping off anyone that is mean to: Canada, Ukraine Palestine or cats. #CatsofBlueSky #Squabbleup
March 8, 2025 at 7:05 PM
March 4, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Mom used 6 eggs to make eggnog for her precious coffee this week! While my treats are being rationed! I’m down to like ten a day! This will not stand! #itsnotevenxmas #squabbleup #callPeta #♥️Zelenskyy
March 1, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Scout’s cousins looking high af. Clearly my brother is generous with the Nip. #CatsofBlueSky ##WestCoastHippieCats #notpreparedtoSquabbleUp
February 25, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Mom used her tiny tax return to buy black market eggs. No new cat bed (which I would refuse to get in) no scratching post (I prefer the couch) no catnip toys (which I would ignore) #CatsofBlueSky #Caturday #Meowatdawn #CallPETA #CanadianHockey #Squabbleup
February 22, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Mom is threatening to downgrade my kibble to cover her egg habit. #CatsofBlueSky we will not tolerate this. Meow at dawn. Be fierce. #squabbleup #callPETA
February 19, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Mom got her Federal Refund 3 days after filing. IRS workers must be scared AF. I better get a new catnip toy. #catsofbluesky #cats #taxationnation #squabbleup
February 17, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Scout is testing out his Winter fashion since Mom keeps talking about how much she would like to move to Canada. 🇨🇦🍁 #catsofbluesky #OhCanada #hockeyplayersarehot #cats #maplesyruprules
February 16, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Scout would like to say that the black markings on his nose do not indicate any white supremacist tendencies. He is however into Cat Supremacy. #downwithdogs #catsofbluesky #kibble4lyfe #momisnotmyprimary #squabbleup
February 15, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Scout thought Kendrick’s halftime show was straight fire. But he himself refuses to be humble. #behumble #catsofbluesky #aminor #squabbleup #cats
February 13, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Scout let me know that he peed on a Tesla tire today. #CatsOfBlueSky #sundayfunday #floof
February 9, 2025 at 5:02 PM
My first post. This is Scout. I’m currently discussing tariffs with him and he’s actively concerned with his kibble supply.
February 2, 2025 at 6:34 PM