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A Pinch of Salt
Be careful with your craft tonight, my dears. A blood moon rises…
Practice makes perfect, practice what you preach, and practice witchcraft at every opportunity.
September 8, 2025 at 4:48 AM
You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar, but I say put the vinegar on your salad and honey in your tea instead. The flies can sort themselves out.
March 24, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Never trouble trouble, until trouble finds you… unless you are looking for a little trouble, then trouble away!

Today seems like a good day to make trouble for fascists, does it not?

Persist!
February 17, 2025 at 8:38 PM
A very merry Midwinter to all!
December 21, 2024 at 5:10 PM
All that glitters isn’t gold. Sometimes it’s just glitter.
a bunch of gold stars falling from the sky on a black background .
ALT: a bunch of gold stars falling from the sky on a black background .
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November 11, 2024 at 11:26 PM
Happy Lughnasadh!
Good luck to all!
August 1, 2024 at 4:10 PM
Curiosity didn’t kill the cat, it just singed a whisker or two.
Stay curious.
July 18, 2024 at 6:47 PM
Beltane Blessings to all!
May 1, 2024 at 4:48 PM
Worm Moon
Time to renew, restore and find your equilibirum.
March 25, 2024 at 10:04 PM
Two wrongs don’t make a right, but three or four wrongs just might…
😎
February 19, 2024 at 12:32 AM
Laughter is the best medicine, unless you have an infection or serious illness. For goodness sake, get to the doctor!
February 5, 2024 at 11:54 PM
Be kind. If you don’t have any homemade kindness, store-bought is fine.
February 1, 2024 at 8:15 PM
He is little suited to be a baker, whose head is made of butter. Better to melt it down for your popcorn!
January 29, 2024 at 10:14 PM
Keep a thing seven years and you will find a use for it. When in doubt, recycle!
January 24, 2024 at 12:37 AM
Never test the depth of the water with both feet, use your broom instead!
✨🧹✨
Unless, of course, you fancy a swim?
January 12, 2024 at 8:45 PM
Good riddance to bad rubbish! Release that which does you no good.
January 1, 2024 at 3:39 AM
The best things in life are free. Expensive things are pretty nice, too, but free is better.
December 30, 2023 at 11:49 PM
When life gives you lemons, make a lemon tart. ✨🍋✨

Or a gin and tonic!
December 28, 2023 at 7:46 PM
Where there is smoke, there is fire. Or incense is burning… you should check on it, either way.
December 27, 2023 at 9:14 PM
Ignorance may be bliss, but you look like a fool. Educate yourself!
December 27, 2023 at 12:29 AM
An empty vessel makes much noise. Fill your cup with wisdom and speak sparingly. I also recommend filling your cup with tea.

Or whiskey.
December 23, 2023 at 1:53 AM
A penny for your thoughts, a nickel for your dreams. You can keep your unfounded opinions.
December 22, 2023 at 1:07 AM
Practice makes perfect, practice what you preach, and practice witchcraft at every opportunity.
December 20, 2023 at 5:53 PM
Prosperity comes through vigilance, energy, and wise counsel. Keep your eyes open, your coffee strong, and your coven close.
December 19, 2023 at 7:57 PM
One fool may ask more questions than seven wise men can answer. Ask an old woman instead.
She’ll know.
😎
December 18, 2023 at 9:50 PM