Granny Beaver
@grannybeaver.bsky.social
Did you get a gooey butter birthday cake? Drool!
December 21, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Did you get a gooey butter birthday cake? Drool!
You know, I think it's time for dead bird cards to make a comeback. Seems appropriate for our apocalyptic timeline.
December 21, 2025 at 12:57 PM
You know, I think it's time for dead bird cards to make a comeback. Seems appropriate for our apocalyptic timeline.
Finding it later just meant it was a birthday present to yourself!
(p.s. Hope you have a happy one!)
(p.s. Hope you have a happy one!)
December 21, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Finding it later just meant it was a birthday present to yourself!
(p.s. Hope you have a happy one!)
(p.s. Hope you have a happy one!)
I'm at the point that "NOTHING HAPPENED" sounds nice.
December 18, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I'm at the point that "NOTHING HAPPENED" sounds nice.
Maybe the Rapture happened in 2016, and there were so few "good" souls taken that we didn't notice.
I'm only sorta kinda joking.
I'm only sorta kinda joking.
December 18, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Maybe the Rapture happened in 2016, and there were so few "good" souls taken that we didn't notice.
I'm only sorta kinda joking.
I'm only sorta kinda joking.
I feel so dumb, but until I saw those photos, I never even thought about them doing stuff like that. My brain stopped at "grown men raping young girls", because that was gross enough.
December 16, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I feel so dumb, but until I saw those photos, I never even thought about them doing stuff like that. My brain stopped at "grown men raping young girls", because that was gross enough.
Thanks!
I haven't named them yet, but I'm open to suggestions
I haven't named them yet, but I'm open to suggestions
December 16, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Thanks!
I haven't named them yet, but I'm open to suggestions
I haven't named them yet, but I'm open to suggestions
Building a chicken pen scarecrow, and your post made me decide to keep the knife. Hope the fox thinks it's scarier this way, too!
December 16, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Building a chicken pen scarecrow, and your post made me decide to keep the knife. Hope the fox thinks it's scarier this way, too!
Wefail Art, I'm blown away. This is so menacing.
December 12, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Wefail Art, I'm blown away. This is so menacing.
You win.
a crown sitting on a red pillow with the number 00000 on it
ALT: a crown sitting on a red pillow with the number 00000 on it
media.tenor.com
December 11, 2025 at 12:35 PM
You win.
Honestly, yes.
Things feel dystopian enough. Gaunt celebrity faces make things seem darker, hungrier.
Things feel dystopian enough. Gaunt celebrity faces make things seem darker, hungrier.
December 9, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Honestly, yes.
Things feel dystopian enough. Gaunt celebrity faces make things seem darker, hungrier.
Things feel dystopian enough. Gaunt celebrity faces make things seem darker, hungrier.
Six carefully placed pomegranate seeds?
December 3, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Six carefully placed pomegranate seeds?
I am blown away by your site. Your art is EXACTLY what I need.
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December 2, 2025 at 1:33 PM
I am blown away by your site. Your art is EXACTLY what I need.
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Did you let her inspect the snow up close? We used to have a kitty that would pat-pat-pat a snowball until it melted away. She was just fascinated with snow (her first couple of winters, anyway!)
November 30, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Did you let her inspect the snow up close? We used to have a kitty that would pat-pat-pat a snowball until it melted away. She was just fascinated with snow (her first couple of winters, anyway!)
I bet she uses the word "disposable" too often for other nefarious reasons, and that caused the slip up.
November 30, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I bet she uses the word "disposable" too often for other nefarious reasons, and that caused the slip up.