Chelsea Granger
@grangerous.bsky.social
In an age of performative cruelty, being kind is punk rock. #staysoft
My dad: “Happy 4th! What are your plans today?”
Me: “you wearing a wire, narc?”
Me: “you wearing a wire, narc?”
July 4, 2025 at 6:37 PM
My dad: “Happy 4th! What are your plans today?”
Me: “you wearing a wire, narc?”
Me: “you wearing a wire, narc?”
Reposted by Chelsea Granger
Trump deploying ICE and then the national guard to attack US citizens to cover up stories about his involvement with Jeffrey Epstein isn't the first time he's pulled this move.
June, 2020 vs June 2025.
June, 2020 vs June 2025.
June 8, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Trump deploying ICE and then the national guard to attack US citizens to cover up stories about his involvement with Jeffrey Epstein isn't the first time he's pulled this move.
June, 2020 vs June 2025.
June, 2020 vs June 2025.
Reposted by Chelsea Granger
Imagine putting on all this tactical gear and latching onto a military assault vehicle so you can storm a minimall on Sepulveda and apprehend a line cook at family restaurant.
Heavily-armed DHS paramilitary forces in military vehicles fired dozens of stun grenades at a crowd of onlookers today in Los Angeles.
June 7, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Imagine putting on all this tactical gear and latching onto a military assault vehicle so you can storm a minimall on Sepulveda and apprehend a line cook at family restaurant.
Helping my mom in a Deep Red city, while she recovers from major surgery. The woman in front is questing a bill. “no. They changed what that means. You’re promised that we will provide 100% of services available, not that your invoice is 100% covered. That’s what 100% coverage means…cont
May 7, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Helping my mom in a Deep Red city, while she recovers from major surgery. The woman in front is questing a bill. “no. They changed what that means. You’re promised that we will provide 100% of services available, not that your invoice is 100% covered. That’s what 100% coverage means…cont
I’m going to visit my family right now-
Dad: “Chels, I got you a 12 pack of toilet paper. Don’t worry about that.”
1- he is so pure
2- yes, the true worry of visiting home, am I bringing enough toilet paper in my subcompact car from my own home, states away. Cont
Dad: “Chels, I got you a 12 pack of toilet paper. Don’t worry about that.”
1- he is so pure
2- yes, the true worry of visiting home, am I bringing enough toilet paper in my subcompact car from my own home, states away. Cont
May 3, 2025 at 7:16 AM
I’m going to visit my family right now-
Dad: “Chels, I got you a 12 pack of toilet paper. Don’t worry about that.”
1- he is so pure
2- yes, the true worry of visiting home, am I bringing enough toilet paper in my subcompact car from my own home, states away. Cont
Dad: “Chels, I got you a 12 pack of toilet paper. Don’t worry about that.”
1- he is so pure
2- yes, the true worry of visiting home, am I bringing enough toilet paper in my subcompact car from my own home, states away. Cont
Reposted by Chelsea Granger
The Custom Oregon Plate SSSSS was available, but is now reserved. https://dmv2u.oregon.gov/eServices/?link=custom #Oregon #LicensePlate #VanityPlate #OregonPlates #CustomPlate #SSSSS
April 17, 2025 at 4:50 AM
The Custom Oregon Plate SSSSS was available, but is now reserved. https://dmv2u.oregon.gov/eServices/?link=custom #Oregon #LicensePlate #VanityPlate #OregonPlates #CustomPlate #SSSSS
I just misheard something as “Kristi Noem, head of the Department of Home Insecurity,” and you know what…
April 17, 2025 at 5:58 AM
I just misheard something as “Kristi Noem, head of the Department of Home Insecurity,” and you know what…
Reposted by Chelsea Granger
In Lafayette, Indiana, a MAGA terrorist attempted to intimidate peaceful USians demonstrating against fascism. When his efforts failed, he returned with an AR rifle, threatening a massacre. He was briefly arrested and then released back into the community.
April 6, 2025 at 10:45 PM
In Lafayette, Indiana, a MAGA terrorist attempted to intimidate peaceful USians demonstrating against fascism. When his efforts failed, he returned with an AR rifle, threatening a massacre. He was briefly arrested and then released back into the community.
jesus christ hes not even wearing his green hat with the little bells, D- santas helper, is he even wearing the cute little shoes?!
March 29, 2025 at 6:54 AM
jesus christ hes not even wearing his green hat with the little bells, D- santas helper, is he even wearing the cute little shoes?!
The bar is so low that Pete Hegseth is there until last call.
March 25, 2025 at 4:28 AM
The bar is so low that Pete Hegseth is there until last call.
We can buy dinner on layaway now.
March 21, 2025 at 3:38 PM
We can buy dinner on layaway now.
Reposted by Chelsea Granger
April 5
Remove corrupt politicians from office.
Reverse the damage.
Reclaim US democracy.
#3E #EndOligarchy #EndImpunity #EndAutogenocide #USProtests
Remove corrupt politicians from office.
Reverse the damage.
Reclaim US democracy.
#3E #EndOligarchy #EndImpunity #EndAutogenocide #USProtests
March 19, 2025 at 5:40 PM
April 5
Remove corrupt politicians from office.
Reverse the damage.
Reclaim US democracy.
#3E #EndOligarchy #EndImpunity #EndAutogenocide #USProtests
Remove corrupt politicians from office.
Reverse the damage.
Reclaim US democracy.
#3E #EndOligarchy #EndImpunity #EndAutogenocide #USProtests
Reposted by Chelsea Granger
Reposted by Chelsea Granger
Just realized it's the Ides of March.
Happy stab a dictator day.
Happy stab a dictator day.
March 15, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Just realized it's the Ides of March.
Happy stab a dictator day.
Happy stab a dictator day.
I give my cat an awful lot of nip for someone who has never once looked up the dosage.
March 10, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I give my cat an awful lot of nip for someone who has never once looked up the dosage.
Happy anniversary to walking in to this on my keyboard one day at a former employer. I’m not embarrassed to keep reposting on the anniversary, they should be embarrassed by putting these on everyone’s desk
March 8, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Happy anniversary to walking in to this on my keyboard one day at a former employer. I’m not embarrassed to keep reposting on the anniversary, they should be embarrassed by putting these on everyone’s desk
Pilot found on “everyone’s ex mountain.”
March 6, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Pilot found on “everyone’s ex mountain.”
Has anyone referred to Elon Musk as Edge Hardy? Can I start that?
February 28, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Has anyone referred to Elon Musk as Edge Hardy? Can I start that?
The horrifying moment when a drop of toothpaste (objectively a *clean* thing) falls on to a sink (ideally a clean thing) and now you have to grossly poke at it to rinse it down the drain.
February 26, 2025 at 7:19 AM
The horrifying moment when a drop of toothpaste (objectively a *clean* thing) falls on to a sink (ideally a clean thing) and now you have to grossly poke at it to rinse it down the drain.
Has anyone dusted off the spare pope yet, checked if it needs fresh batteries?
February 25, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Has anyone dusted off the spare pope yet, checked if it needs fresh batteries?
Anyone else not in a particular rush to file anything?
February 17, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Anyone else not in a particular rush to file anything?
“It really is juggling, and you have to know which halls are glass and which are plastic. If you drop a plastic ball, it bounces. If you drop a glass ball, it shatters…I’ve dropped a lot of glass balls thinking they were plastic, sacrificing them for plastic balls I thought were glass.”
February 16, 2025 at 12:45 AM
“It really is juggling, and you have to know which halls are glass and which are plastic. If you drop a plastic ball, it bounces. If you drop a glass ball, it shatters…I’ve dropped a lot of glass balls thinking they were plastic, sacrificing them for plastic balls I thought were glass.”
Maggie doing bumps of nip 😭😭😭#tellyourkitsaboutnip
February 12, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Maggie doing bumps of nip 😭😭😭#tellyourkitsaboutnip
If you’re ever worried that you “aren’t a good parent,” just remember that Morrissey has a kid, so some small human has spent its life having to turn to fucking Morrissey for comfort when they’re frightened.
February 9, 2025 at 12:17 AM
If you’re ever worried that you “aren’t a good parent,” just remember that Morrissey has a kid, so some small human has spent its life having to turn to fucking Morrissey for comfort when they’re frightened.